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Bear and rabbit

Oldie but i like it.

A bear and a rabbit were taking a sh*t in the woods. The bear said, "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit said, "Why no, Mr. Bear, I don't."

So the bear wiped his a** with the rabbit.

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2010

It's almost here!!

Where is HAL?

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RE: 2010

The Proposal is also good to watch, it's fuck so fun when Sandra Bulluck dances at Get Low ,,

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RE: 2010

Um...aren't you getting confused with 2001?!

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RE: 2010

Hal was in 2001 and teh sequel 2010

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is everyone pretty there?

What are they putting in the water in cities like Perm? I know there are others too, but damn!!

Russia, Ukraine, Moldovia, Romania . . .

Are you girls from the 1% most beautiful in your cities? Or is everyone pretty there?

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RE: is everyone pretty there?

Every other woman might be a chathost, but I doubt that every other woman is a model, lol.

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RE: is everyone pretty there?

thats the main reason why i dont want go to visit Russia :) i m sure to be married + in love + getting a harem before i have time to take a taxi :)
Too much beautiful creatures kill the man :) i want ugly girls in russia ! i want ugly girls in russia ! :)

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Happy National Day to all Romanian Hosts

La multi ani!!! Happy National Day!!!
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RE: Happy National Day to all Romanian Hosts

Thank youuuuu very much ! xoxoxoxxo

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RE: Happy National Day to all Romanian Hosts

Is that independence day?

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RE: Happy National Day to all Romanian Hosts

No; Is the national day . And for questions like yours exist the google ;)
Member we thank you very much for your wishes > : < ! I hope you had nice experiences with ro hosts in general and that those experiences will continue and improve !

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RE: Happy National Day to all Romanian Hosts

Yes. La multi ani Romania! :-)

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Christmas Visa

They have K1, tourist, student visas, etc.

They should have a two week Christmas visa so we can be together. I'd buy three.

i know, I know, you want to be with your family. Bring them too!!

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Best Christmas Drinks

What are the best drinks for a Christmas party? I don't like eggnog much. I'll have it of course, but what are some other good choices?

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Dance Styles

To all hosts and members:

I wonder what dance styles are your favorites?

Which ones do you like to watch, and which do you like to do yourself?

If you don't mind I'd like to know your country when you answer too.


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from the USA...I like country western dancing as my favorite,

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1. Lap Dancing
2. Pole Dancing

Scotland

Naturally if I was from Northern Finland I would vote for Lapp dancing.

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RE: Dance Styles

argentine tango and striptease :-)

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RE: Dance Styles

b-boying..

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RE: Dance Styles

tried to listen brazil slow romantic music though, it wasn't my style, I like prefer big sound bang heavy music, like listening now german rap :P

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the stick dance (to dont confuse with the pole dance)

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The Purina Diet

Yesterday I was in the queue for the check out at my local supermarket with my trolley laden with Purina dog food for my loyal four legged friend when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

My first thought was to ask her "What do you think i have, an elephant?" However instead, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd managed to lose 12kgs before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. By this time practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me or made me ill in some way. I replied no, I had stayed in perfect health, until I stepped off a curb and bent down to sniff a labrador's asshole and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from that Supermarket.
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RE: The Purina Diet

Now that is some funny shit ,i hate when people ask such obvious questions.

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RE: The Purina Diet

an old , but good, joke

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Happy Birthday Jenavi

I wish if I can join the family when you blow candles (are they 25?)
Have a nice New Year Elena, I hope soon I'll receive your wedding invitation card.
Hugs
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RE: Happy Birthday Jenavi

closer to 30 ;)

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RE: Happy Birthday Jenavi

helen's birthday is tomorrow 1st dec and she is 24 yo :)

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RE: Happy Birthday Jenavi

opppppssss i mean she will be 25 today and HAPPY BIRTHDAY helen wish you all the best kiss

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Well Sad Host, Sorry to see that you are feeling sad about Christmas coming up and that you for the post. From what I can see in your post your feeling a little down.

Try to keep faith that you will find someone to make you happy and take care of you. I am sure that you will find this special person!

Cheers,

Johnny

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

so why dont u listen your own advices???? Yeah , i know, u sad, but do something abt. it , cos if u dont , noone will for u, noone will save u from that life, if u dont do it ...

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

sorry that your life has not turned out how you wanted.
I have a girl on here and hard as i try she cannot see beyond tomorrow and the next pay cheque, there are more important things in life like marriage and family.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

If I were you I would visit my family for holidays, and make more time for myself. Working on CC cant be named a carrier but money are made easily so you better enjoy life more, go out, play hobbies, create opportunities to meet the ONE, or at least try it. I saw many movies about VIPs crying for a regular life and poor people dreaming to be famous..why dont we learn more from other's "mistakes"? Being in between wont kill us. Make a list with what you REALLY want from life and try to do everything for those. Good luck and start thinking positive. Thanks for reminding us the time is passing by too fast and we need to enjoy every little thing in it.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

dont b depresssed:)ur love time is not come yet,but must b it is very closer to ur door ;) and maybe after christmas it will come2 u ,so u need2 wait patiently..dont b also disapointed in guys,many are very good ;)and dont forget that if u want to find somebody u need to look for.not sit near the pc all the time.(if u dont want virtual love only ofcouse;)) 25 its still very younge and u have time to find and even chouse the one which u will like.try not to kiss with guys as long as possiblt :P maybe its will keep u happy longer?;) christmas is sa great time and not need to asseciate it with stuff that u r alone.ur parents and friends still love u,and the stuff that u r not rich and popular its not so important realy,there r more important things in life...:) The good things happends with thoes who can wait... all will b good with u soon,if u will go move positive wave :)xxx

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

maybe what you want is not advice, but a personal contact that might be new and interesting?

maybe a bad idea but i put my real ID here for you to contact me sad host. i know why you dont want to put your ID and really i don't either. but i won't know who you are without it.

i feel something of what you feel. the one i thought really cared for me did not, and dismissed me as nothing. i don't say it for pity, only to show i feel similar.

i have many friends in this city, but family far away, and no gf at this holiday time.

what do you say we make a date for christmas only. no promises, just something to look forward to?

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

If you are from Bucharest you can e-mail me,im not a handsome charming guy, but i can be your company around the holidays if you wish.Atleast to go out, to decorate a Christmas tree and to join my friends & family for the traditional dinner and stuff.Or maybe to go somewhere in the mountains if you enjoy the winter sports and the spicy warm wine :).
Anyways...no matter what...think about the positive sides...you are an independent woman,with a nice look,you seem a sensitive and nice person aswell and who knows how many other qualities you have...cant mention more aslong as i don't know you.
Just raise your head and throw the negative thoughts at the bin, when your eyes wont look in the ground anymore you will notice there is a path forward, follow it and enjoy every small and simple thing that can make you smile.
Cheers,
Alex

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

your a very nice person with a big heart (and boobs) Alex

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Thank you...your compliments just made my other big asset wriggle with joy on the couch :)

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RE: xextasyx, i like your thoughts..

Yes i remember you, we will talk about this, I like the ideea :).

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Bebe am i invited too?))))

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Always :D,wish you could do it and my cousin too i bet, he is missing you :P

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Awww say hi to him)))) I miss this funny buddy too))))) Both of u((( Wish i cud make it but not this year for sure((((

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Anybody still have doubts why Alex is the most cherished girl on this site?

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Thank you :)

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

can u help me with pine tree too? :D

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Well, pine tree or fir , i would help you with pleasure...doesnt really matter...we can decorate even a wild bush...who cares aslong as we have the good spirit and let's not forget the wine :P

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

ok, i will send u ticket tomorrw ,or we can rent carpet-plane, :P, u prefer red dry wine?i need2 get ready :D

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

I understand how you feel, but remember also that this season is also about appreciating the blessings in your own life, and perhaps how you might share those with others. You are healthy, beautiful, and intelligent; you have much to share.

This season can be difficult also for those of us who have lost loved ones, no matter how long ago. But recognizing this pain and having compassion for yourself can help you to open your heart to others. And I think opening your heart is the way to heal emotional pain.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Just get over it geez. Some people in here.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Try a more traditional dating site if you're going to stay around as an 'online' person ... keep on with CC as your money earner but I think it's a chance in a thousand to find a genuine guy who you will like 'in real life' here - and will trust in the future. This site is a secret fantasy playground for most guys.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Sorry to hear you are depressed but you are young and have many many good years ahead of you never rush into anything. Holidays both make us sad and also happy , try to dwell on the good things you have in life , your health , you do have a family that loves you they are just not close to you and obvious friends from here thinking of you. If you wanna chat through emails by all means dont be shy im always a good shoulder to lean on.

Tony

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

Sorry to hear that you are feeling sad. This can be a difficult time of year as depression, loneliness, financial burdens, family conflicts, feelings of loss, feelings of failure, and alcohol abuse may intensify. I'm not qualified to offer advice to you here but I can tell you that you are not the only one who feels that way.

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RE: feeling so depressed with Christmas coming up

And me who always hope that Santa Claus will bring me a perfect woman in a box in front of my Christmas tree .... that i dont have ...... pfff
Dare to give your name, dont be ashamed , and i m sure u will have a tons of friends :)

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RE: Better relationship

lol I may need to try this and then visit my 10 favourite hosts on cc to see if it works :P

Wait did I say 10 favourite hosts. Oops what am I saying I only have 1 favourite and she knows who she is. (Not mentioning her name will make the 100's of hosts I have told that too think it is them :D)

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RE: Better relationship

well, a favorite host, and a favorite list of hosts are two different things. for me, the favorite list is for those hosts I want to visit again, some regularly. A favorite host is the host I like far above others and will probably visit more than anyone else.

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RE: Better relationship

No I do only have one favourite. Although my favourite does change quite a lot to whichever host happens to be getting naked for me at that particular moment :P

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RE: Anyone from Rom

mmmmm sexy stuff, tell me pls what you bought from here zz :)

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RE: Anyone from Rom

mm cool, i like it :)

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RE: Anyone from Rom

there is no translator for english???

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RE: Anyone from Rom

google toolbar translates pages

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RE: Anyone from Rom

I would add... do any of these sites accept orders from USA and then will ship them to the host in romania?

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and the world

thanks from the bottom of my heart,, its good to see people like you in this world, hope all goes well and hope to see soon,, and always remember take a good look around and when you feel down put a little love in your heart and smile and the world will be a better place
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RE: and the world

love this song to pp---hope she will make a lot of money from this one-good singer

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RE: and the world

i think she will--tata--powerful voice and has that style to go along with the music--also good dancer

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RE: and the world

I love her music--thanks for sharing

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Train crash

Hi all , i just heard of a train crash in Russia from Moscow to St.Pete , 22 dead and many more injured. Was just wondering if anyone from our CC family knows of or was involved in the crash. My thoughts an dprayers go out to everyone.
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oh bummer :(

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RE: Train crash

Looks like terrorism... Huge bummer. :-(

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Death toll is now at 39. Idiot terrorists are probably responsible. :(

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Well i hope they find out who it i was , i know as of today noone had claimed responsibility.

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Train crash

I just heard on the news about train coming off the tracks from Moscow to St Pete , and that 22 people died and many more injured my prayers go out to anyone from cc that had someone they know effected by this.
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RE: an anti-feminist joke

Well it could have been a blond guy too! :D

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RE: A Blonde Thanksgiving

umm ....good?? ... Are you blonde by any chance? :p

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RE: A Blonde Thanksgiving

Then again I act like a blonde sometimes.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Happy Thanksgiving Day to all who celebrates it))) I soooooo love turkey steaks, i think thats my fav meat ever))) Shame that its not popular in Russia lol))

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What the heck is a turkey steak? Never heard of that one. Just had a beautiful barbecued turkey today and while carving it didn't see anything resembling a steak. Where is it? White meat or dark?

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I only ate it in Croatia...Keep looking for it since then lol but doesnt seem to be popular elsewhere))) As far as i remember its brown, i think its coocked on grill, oh hell knows))) But it looks like a steak))) With that wonderful green spocy butter on top))) Mmmmmm)) Tatses like paradise)))

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

hmmm. that does sound good. I'm playing golf tomorrow and wild turkeys roam some of our golf courses here in California so maybe I should put a shotgun in my golf bag. Unless maybe you want to come along and we can try to catch one with our hands. Are you fast? Can you imitate a female turkey's call?

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

an escalope,

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

I am assuming that it is, what we in the UK call, a turkey escalope. A thin piece of skinless breast meat.

Monika is right. They are delicious when done in breadcrumbs.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What i ate wasnt thin...It was a good piece of meat)) Just like steak))) Oh man, where can i find it now...)) Memories woke up my appetite)))

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thin maybe wasn't the right word to use, as in the UK they can be up to 2cm thick. So thin when compared to the whole breast.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

I think you had an Ostrich Steak , I have been eating for over 40 years and never seen a turkey steak but i have seen an ostrich steak , i recommend an egg for breakfast :))

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

No it was turkey cmon! If u never ate it, doesnt mean it doesnt exsist;) I can give u the addy of that restorant in Croatia, where i tasted it;)

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And btw put "turkey steak" on Googe and ull find many links of the cooking sites, there u can see how to cook it and that they actually exsist))))))

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

It's Ostrich Steak not Turkey Steak, LMAO!!!

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

U really think i dont know what i ate?

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

if it was big and thick...probably not...lol

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Geeez people lol... i dunno about the rest of the world, but turkey "steaks" are somewhat popular in south europe. The same goes for chicken "steaks", for that matter. I'm just not sure about the brown colour Monika mentions, as they're originally white. That should have been due to the way it was cooked though.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Well said, Jewel! You have the real Thanksgiving day spirit!
Thought I might mention that it was originally started by Pilgrims (not catholics) who had just come to America in the early 1600's. The original meal is supposed to have been shared with Native Americans. Anyway, whatever the reason or occasion or religion it always seems like a good idea to be thankful.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Happy holiday to all and give thx - we usually have all we need and can handle but dont see it; enjoy life - muahaaa

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

im thankful to god about im alive and my famaly too and all r healthy.we must to b thankfull for this..not for material stuff..seems a nice holiday.i want turkey

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Lol...I am back from visiting family. Happy Thanksgiving!

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Okay this thread is getting old, its over already, can we go on now. Geez, people take things too far.

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RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Can we drop this thread? It's gotten old real fast. I'm kind of tired of it already.

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question 4 covergirls(not only this contest)

hi girls,im wonder did u had much more members when u r cover? do u have new guys or fans mostly?thx
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Nicknames

Hi all,

this goes out to all sweet girls here. Why do you change your nickname?
I am a long term member and since the last couple of years I saw more and more girls here who changed nicknames...
I can understand the girls who work in a studio and maybe they change the studio and need another profile...what about the homeworking girlss???

just curious what the reasons are :)
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New studio-different ID, decided to try working from home...different ID, hosts change IDs to get fresh market position...rebranding, some had problems in the past or got a new look and want to make it appear brand new..sometimes they change category...non to adult or adult to non and want a new ID to match the new behavior....plus a woman is a woman and can do anything she likes with no reason whatsover..but the first ones I mentioned are most likely.

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RE: Nicknames

lol...I like the "woman is a woman and don't need a reason" thing most :-P

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RE: Nicknames

Well, you kind of mentioned this .... but surely Rating has something to do with it.

I mean, if I had a 5* rating, no way I would change my Nick, but if I had a 2* rating I would do it asap, no?

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RE: contest is over

Dunno, me and all my hosts friends were playing Casablankas puzzle.

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RE: contest is over

AbovexBeyond...for sure

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RE: contest is over

Most popular puzzle is how to pay credit card bill in 10 days time :)

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Now all puzzles are done, children put your crayons away, whats next?

New talking points.
What host will dress up as Santa for Christmas (or Mrs Santa)?
What do we want to see under the tree this year?
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RE: Now all puzzles are done, children put your crayons away, whats next?

I will

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Need an advice

Hello there everyone....im not so long time here - but still think its too quite here for me....i wonder why....maybe it depends of category? For example if i have very long hair and tatoo as well - can i be succesful in fetish for example?
thx)))
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RE: Need an advice

I wonder.. a host asking for advise?.. In general hosts are self satisfied. To succeed as host you have to forget your scientific behavior.

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RE: Need an advice

It's quiet because the members are saving their money to afford Christmas presents for their wives.

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RE: Need an advice

presents for their wifes..damn and i ve thought that every vieuw here is single..they all told me that..lol

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RE: Need an advice

And you still believe all what is said on this site ??? Hosts make lies about their private life... why members can't do the same ???

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RE: Need an advice

Funny, all the hosts I've met are supposedly single, as well. How 'bout that?

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RE: Need an advice

girls work here, they are afraid to telling u whole truth! :((

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RE: Need an advice

the 4 Ps of CC... Price, Performance, Personality and Presence. If the price is right, if you give a good show, have you are friendly and sexy and if you look good...face, body, clothing, cam, lighting, background, noise, etc. ....you will be successful. Follow those in order and you will do great.

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RE: girl/girl category

The same from Glam Cats :-) !

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RE: girl/girl category

from my experience you can see 2 girls pretending to like each other, and do some not particularly realistic pretend pussy licking

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RE: girl/girl category

Almost always a disaapointment because the girls are not truly lesbian or even bi but friends. Lots of attempted scamming in this category so spell out specifically what you expect to see and have them do before your video. Certainly you will catch a pair that are hot and into it but always ask so you are not disappointed.

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Need help

I am looking for hosts who has an air pump up bra. Anybody here how has one or knows of host who has?
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RE: Need help

I've never even heard of such an apparatus, much less a host who has one. Just ask a host to stuff her bra with socks instead.

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