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Viewers get the this same message whether just the screen name is blocked or the state or country they live in.

"Sorry, but for reasons of privacy this Chathost restricts access to their Profile and services based on Viewers’ location, language or other demographical details."

A number of years ago on another site, a host in Canada blocked my entire state because she said she got a very high number o assholes from there. I had never been in her pvt and never even talked to her in free chat before, so she did not have just my screen name blocked, it was my whole state. There is another host on this same site who I did have several very good pvts with years ago, but now she has my state blocked much of the time. It varies by the day. And I know its my location because I am blocked even when I'm not logged on, so I know for sure it's not my screen name.

So my question to you hosts, do you ever block a whole state or country because you get a high number of jerks from that region or is that not a good reason to you?

has die-will be missed-great singer-great actress--beautiful woman

R.I.P Whitney Houston, amazing singer died too young

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.
She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.
She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.
The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing."

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What exactly are these, how do they work, and why would a host use them?

Recently i tried to see a couple of different hosts, but they were both password protected. the sign said see the host for the password, or something like that. I understand that the host evidently issues the password, but why? and to whom? and how do you get it when she is already in session?

happy 80th bday to john williams....the greatest movie composer....ever

superman...star wars...e.t. , raiders of the lost ark...the list goes one

keep up the great music maestro williams

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

I was reading the net. about the top 10 America's Best Cities for dating.
1. Austin, Tex.
2. Boston, Mass.
3. Chicago, Il.
4. Miami, Fla.
5. New Orleans, La.
6. New York, NY
7. Phoenix, Arz.
8. San Diego, Cal.
9. San Francisco, Cal.
10.Seattle, Wa.
hmmm,, no wonder I can't find many dates in Anchorage, Ak. (not listed)
So my question here are to you in other countries, what are your top cities for dating.
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All hosts can choose their own category or categories. Hosts in the softcore categories can choose get naked in open or 121, for all viewers, for certain viewers, only on some days or not get naked for anyone at anytime in open or 121.

In the hardcore categories hosts give up their right to refuse nudity to any or all viewers or at least that's the way it's supposed to work. Sadly it doesn't work that way all the time, as I've seen more and more hosts acting like softcore hosts in hardcore categories.

Rule breaking by a minority of hosts hurts the majority of hosts that do follow the rules and do a great job for all viewers.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say.

Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex.

Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? A: When the power goes off.

Q: What do men and women have in common? A: They both distrust men.

Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? A: Guilt gifts are nicer.

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A: His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q: How is a man like the weather? A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth? A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is giving birth.

Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? A: Slow.

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They're married.

Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A: An insurance company.

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don't have any.

Q: How are men like noodles? A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q: Why are men and spray paint alike? A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

Q: Why is food better than men? A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Q: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 5000 miles, whichever came first.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So oxygen can get to their brains.

Q: What do ceramic tile and men have in common? A: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

Q: How do you grow your own dope? A: Plant a man.

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i offer my congratulations to fans of new york giants!

(and sympathy for fans of new england patriots :(( ).

forget it--just think about how many times you have heard the word here and got fool or should I say made a fool of you, just put a little bait out and see what happens. Happy Valentines Day All

He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.

Instead of Jokes and Complaints, I thought I add a little flavor to the forum here. Title Experience and Sex: Has anyone ever experience having sex in an elevator. Instead of going to the 10th floor as my girlfriend and I where heading to, the elevator took a the wrong direction it with down 2 floors (the basement and the storm cellar. The door all the sudden open and there it was seen, a orgy going on. My girlfriend look at me and said to me, you think we should join this or try going up. Before I continue this story--have you ever experience this

much better than the whining & complaing that sometimes seems to overrun the forum.means to me that most have happy good moods.might be the new year.long may it continue.
now my addition to(attempted)forum humour.

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir." :--)

Is it the default setting on all profiles? When you like a host, can the host she who liked her profile? Can anyone else see? Any information is appreciated.

How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.

Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

Q: What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He’s breathing

Q: What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Government bonds mature.

Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.

Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the head up.

Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know. It’s never happened.

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

Q: What is a man’s idea of helping out with housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

George Clooney 50 years old, famously embarked on a new romance with WWE star Stacy Keibler; he and the 33-year-old are still going strong. I guess age doesn't matter when sex is involve. Thanks George, I have something to look forward to down the road.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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Is it working now? Last several ccMails I've received have shown up in the notifications before I clicked on the link. if fixed: THANK YOU, CC!