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RE: The longest video you ever had...
So you duped some poor idiot out of his money....your mom and dad must be so proud of you.
RE: The longest video you ever had...
About 7 hours...but that was like an eternity and half ago. I'm old!:(
RE: The longest video you ever had...
You heart will never be old Joy, and will always be beautiful.
RE: The longest video you ever had...
Titantic................no action either, well a little but can hardly call that action!!!
Software Engineers:-))
A software engineer, hardware engineer, and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guardrails until it miraculously ground to a scraping halt along the mountainside. The occupants of the car were unhurt, but they had a problem. They were stuck halfway down the mountain in a car with no brakes.
"I know," said the manager. "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and through a process of continuous improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again?"
"I know," said the manager. "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and through a process of continuous improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again?"
RE: whos got the best nipples??
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and i thought i had the best ones,hard,long just waiting to be licked, hmmmm, now u say ur the best??? waaaaaaaaa..
One2One
When will these hosts learn that they have to do the same show in One2One as they do in open.
I went to see a host the other day and I went into one2one. We chatted for a while and when I asked her to strip she said I only strip in open where my price is 60% cheaper.
Needless to say I won't be going back to that host again so be warned guys :D.
I went to see a host the other day and I went into one2one. We chatted for a while and when I asked her to strip she said I only strip in open where my price is 60% cheaper.
Needless to say I won't be going back to that host again so be warned guys :D.
RE: One2One
It was so much better, memebers and chathosts, in a perfect understanding universe, with free sessions and unlimited love..
RE: One2One
Ahhh I remember that too, and the 2 important announcements ...
"We just closed the internet!"
and
"Don't eat the brown panties!"
"We just closed the internet!"
and
"Don't eat the brown panties!"
RE: One2One
This is absolutely absurd! Who do these chicks think they are, trying to get the better of experienced members like us?! What's the bet that if you had been in her open chat she would have said the opposite!
RE: One2One
ahhh iriny.nothing brings a smile to my face like a good ironic post.good work INYF :-))
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
When Cara and I are together we are known as Beauty and the Beast. :)
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
feck me,imnotsoshy really is fat and ugly, worst case i have seen here so far, phewwwwwww.
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
hmmm interesting how you look then if you do not post your name? maybe this is you just who ugly and envious coz some ppl look better than you ???and you like little kid try upset others and get satisfaction Z. Freyd?
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
try looking in a mirror anon then u will see the worst case...btw...i may b fat and ugly in ur opinion...but to others im damn cute (ok..so im dreaming)...at least have the guts to post ur screen name
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
This sounds like the works of the 'Princ3ss of Ice.'
Jealousy definately arose in this post, and replying to a post is not self-promotion as you so profoundly put it. Must be a blonde........
Jealousy definately arose in this post, and replying to a post is not self-promotion as you so profoundly put it. Must be a blonde........
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
now are u talking about both male and female adult chathosts?
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
tks anon2, still in shock, theres lots of hope for me now, made my day hehehe. females??? who are they ???
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
well i think everyone will agree with you on that. noone will disagree i think,,mwahh,xx
how to shower...the men's way
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her your tackle making the 'woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your d*ck in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk on top of your head.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower).
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire d*ck size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom and fan light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your d*ck, go 'Yeah baby' and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her your tackle making the 'woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your d*ck in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk on top of your head.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower).
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire d*ck size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom and fan light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your d*ck, go 'Yeah baby' and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
RE: looking?
no, no, no, no, it's not the crap, we all live with that......
its called; to make you cum.....oops.....i mean to have fun...... :+$
now who would write something as nasty as that??
its called; to make you cum.....oops.....i mean to have fun...... :+$
now who would write something as nasty as that??
RE: looking?
hey dude whts ur problem this is a nasty place with some nasty people, get use to it!
Just like my old fishing/work jeans
Bill Gates software is full off holes.. so many patches. sheesh Bill get it right the first time , ok?...lol
RE: Who was THE BEST girl 4 u!!!
Damn the second half of my message seems to have disappeared.
The post should have read
Any girl in Instant Action does not come close to the wonderful, beautiful girl called bitch :) (Now I just have to find out who you are :P)
The post should have read
Any girl in Instant Action does not come close to the wonderful, beautiful girl called bitch :) (Now I just have to find out who you are :P)
Thank You
Thank You Ladies and Gentlemen for all of your past advise. I'm going to try to get my back hair waxed as some suggested, and perhaps I won't feel like such a bear. Glad you all are willing to give such a furry animal kissess...thanks :) your hot little hedgehog...
RE: Thank You
It is not your unattractive appearance that turns me off, We can overlook that it is your poor manners and nasty remarks...maybe you should wax your tongue before you worry about the mounds of hair on your body?
RE: Thank You
Oyyyyyyy Hairy Ass!! Did you use my forum name by mistake or was it maybe a cc software error? Just curious.
RE: why that happens???
dont worry it happened the same to me too,i thought it was quite serious and it wasnt but lifes goes on...i guess next time ill be more careful and u should do the same:)
RE: why that happens???
There is nothing certain in the world of the Internet, I am afraid. Things..and people..are not always as they seem...to rely too heavily on what you think you read, see and feel, only leaves you open to disappointment...sad, but true. I hope whoever it was will come back so you can meet in person EMMA.
RE: why that happens???
Nothing intentional. The sun was in my eyes. The dog ate my homework. I lost my car keys. My laptop battery failed. I came all over my keyboard and I had a mess...take your pick. Kisses. Unless you are not talking about me....in that case...who are you talking about??????????????
RE: why that happens???
Because one of the most popular head games played on CC is to get the girl to "agree" to meet. This by itself is enough of a "conquest" for many who for any number of reasons never intended to spend any money meeting anyone unless they were lying in the backseat of their cars :)
RE: why that happens???
he met another host he liked better. he's probably met and fucked her by now... and is moving onto yet another host. you hosts are so gullible... :)
RE: why that happens???
If you did not have any way to contact him outside of the internet then you are being foolish. The first thing a host should do if a relationship progresses to the point where she wants to believe it is real is ask for the members home and work phone numbers. He should not have a problem supplying those. He is in love with you right? And don't just settle for the cell phone...get the home land line. Then give him a call at all hours. If he's lucky you wont wake his wife or gf.
RE: why that happens???
I'm sorry to hear of your disappointment xEMMAx but all I can say is if you're personality is even half as nice as your appearance then he lost far more then you did.
RE: It was FORTUNE that He left you.He isnt worth you
So good you had to say it twice :-)
Both men and women, hosts and members all play games here but some are serious.
I'm sorry you were dissapointed Emma. (Turnip hopes the same doesn't happen to him)
Both men and women, hosts and members all play games here but some are serious.
I'm sorry you were dissapointed Emma. (Turnip hopes the same doesn't happen to him)
RE: summer come
don't do it! the sun will give you cancer and turn you all gross and wrinkly!!
RE: summer come
http://www.nsc.org/EHC/sunwise/health.htm
Actually, it's true - the sun is nothing but a great big fiery ball of evil. :P
Actually, it's true - the sun is nothing but a great big fiery ball of evil. :P
RE: summer come
Everything needs to be in moderation. Too much sun is a bad thing, but so is too little. That's what makes the Earth such a beautiful home. :)
RE: summer come
if you like sun,come to me.here even in winter its still 17-22 during the day.summer 26-35.you can enjoy the sun & the beauty.i will be happy to be your guide :-))) colin
RE: summer come
My winter goal of having a nice CC host visit me for a few months this summer looks like it failed. I will have to sell the convertible, bring back the diamond bracelet, and throw out the fake green card. You can bring a horse to water...wait...you can bring a horse to the US...wait...you can tell a book by its cover. That's it.
Three Old Men:-))
Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
RE: Hello!
how can the "Greatest One" be there when obviously I am here? Did that infernal cloning machine of mine spit the dummy again and produce another me over there?! ... if so, have you seen my car keys?
RE: Hello!
the greatest can be"here"while you are there banana easily.have you not heard of a"banana split"schizophtrenic fruit :-))) matt
he capturated my attention:)
mezmeriseu, what a nice a sweet guy :) always nice and polite, always with a good word to anyone, he always put a smile on my face :) he capturated all my attention, i wish i can know him better:)
RE: he capturated my attention:)
was not my intention, im sorry :) i just said the true, i find you a wonderful man and i think your gf/wife...its the most lucky woman
stay sweet as you are :) i love you
stay sweet as you are :) i love you
RE: he capturated my attention:)
hmmmm...which, my gf or my wife???...oops!!!....maybe u wanna be my Romanian gf?....muahhhhh
RE: he capturated my attention:)
sonds like you have alots of gf`s :P
i have to admit, i would die to be with you, but i will wait until u will be alone, then just let me know:) i will be here for you :)
i have to admit, i would die to be with you, but i will wait until u will be alone, then just let me know:) i will be here for you :)
RE: he capturated my attention:)
pheww......nope, not to many gf's.....how can I let you know if I don't know who you are???
RE: he capturated my attention:)
very nice that you have good things to say about this member. on the other hand....I think its bad for business here for hosts to mention member screen names in this forum.
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Yeah, his lucky wife/gf will really think he's a nice sweet guy too if they find out Mr. Wonderful is spending much time and money on a porn site. Are you Romanian girls so desperate that any bozo will do?
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Well judging by mez responses he didn't mind. I would not be surprised if she asked him firts if she could post something. In any case even if a wife/gf saw the post she may not be able to indentify him from his member nickname.
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Yeah, you got me, i'm super jealous of a guy who has both a wife and a gf and who still feels the need to spend time and money on an online porn site. Doesn't say much for wifey and mistress does it? Like having a dog and barking yourself!
RE: he capturated my attention:)
I must admit, it is not surprising that some people are so quick to pass judgement about someone who they KNOW nothing about...but that's just human nature, I guess...we are all only human!
RE: he capturated my attention:)
you almost got it right WS but no one has hit the nail on the head ... the chances are that this mez character wrote the initial post himself, pretending to be this "romanian host", all to build himself up as the "nice member" to get himself some sweet host booty ... fuck, I'd do it myself if it weren't so blatantly stupid. If I'm wrong, bend me over and spank me ... and the only real way to show that I am wrong is for this "romanian host" to fes up and tell us who she is.
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Well, believe it or not, I did not write the original forum entry..I am far too humble! Neither my gf nor my wife will know who I am from my nick. We don't need a room (although I am a chthost here too...NOT ROMANIAN). Whoever the Romanian host is, I appreciate the kind words. I have been a member here for more than 4 years and the first hosts with whom I chatted, all those years ago were Romanian. Maybe one day I will realise who the Romanian host is, but until then, thank you all for your time and input...:-)
RE: he capturated my attention:)
well, maybe the "romanian host" can clear this up by simply telling us who she is.
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Please don't be discouraged from posting messages of care...maybe someday that is all we will see here.....hmmmm...on second thoughts, nothing will stop people from posting whatever they want, and after all, I guess that is what a forum is all about. Nonetheless, the occasional message of love will only serve to lift the heart....:-)
RE: he capturated my attention:)
You want a sweet, kindhearted, funny and sexy gentleman then you need to meet WTF...what a guy.
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Seeing as no one has corrected the spelling mistake
*he captured my attention*
*he captured my attention*
RE: he capturated my attention:)
Wow!!!...I did English Teacher???? Hmmmm....so, are you a teacher from England or a teacher of English? Ambiguous, I'd say! Maybe you should have said, "Teacher of the English language"? I think everyone understood what this host meant......don't you?
RE: he capturated my attention:)
WOW....I have so many friends.......I just wish I knew who they are....
RE: xnightolivex
yes, she has left CC. I know some more, so send me a ccmail, don't want to publish it here in the forum.
RE: xnightolivex
thanks,well now i know not to waste time looking, ill just move on, sheb was nice girl, will b missed,,,,,,
RE: xnightolivex
Yes, Jack, but I do have her contact information if you are interested. As far as I know, she still goes online occasionally. If you want to know her contact information, just send me a ccmail here at cc. My membername is mezmeriseu.
RE: xnightolivex
The fact that she did not give him her contact information could be a pretty good clue. You might want to think twice before you are quick to give it out.
serina
Anyone know where serina went to.....she was so intelliegent and gorgous. I miss her.......
ty for the traffic cc
4 hours / 50 bucks
im quite happy with it.
gl all, im off to bed :)
im quite happy with it.
gl all, im off to bed :)
RE: ty for the traffic cc
Sounds like someone feels like bragging here...hard to believe you make $160 in 4 hours REGULARY.
RE: ty for the traffic cc
Is it $50.00 gross, or net? Does the profit have to be shared with a studio, or not?
Regardless, $50.00 for four hours is good money, IMO.
Regardless, $50.00 for four hours is good money, IMO.
RE: ty for the traffic cc
what studio?
50 in my pocket, yes 4 hours on camcontacts,
I dont mention all the places i stay online.
50 in my pocket, yes 4 hours on camcontacts,
I dont mention all the places i stay online.
RE: ty for the traffic cc
hehe, ur name sounds so familiar to me, do i know u? If u r who i think u r let's have a dinner at about 6pm. To night im going to have a meal outside with some favourite people cause im flying tomorrow
, wanna join? I will call u later
, wanna join? I will call u later
RE: ty for the traffic cc
I dont think you know me,Kinky..lol..but i take the invitation,let's have dinner..hehe...:)
RE: ty for the traffic cc
I dont know ur cases girls, Im quite busy to stay much online the last few days, plus im a girl with a special beauty :))) but i reffered a girl on here, she really put some efforts for the guys and for 3 days made 400 dollars at 50 cents/min. I am telling her she has to raise her price and hope soon she'll get tired entertaining people so cheap lol.
For the cheapos that want to check her out her name is CreamyJia and is a very good friend of mine. Bad that camcontacts doesnt give any bonuses for reffering hosts because i know her quite well and i know she is a very good moneymaker :)
For the cheapos that want to check her out her name is CreamyJia and is a very good friend of mine. Bad that camcontacts doesnt give any bonuses for reffering hosts because i know her quite well and i know she is a very good moneymaker :)
RE: ty for the traffic cc
It is very subjective, it all depends on her mood i guess.
Do u do the same show for everybody?
Do u do the same show for everybody?
RE: ty for the traffic cc
hmm go and use ur calculator if you had 0 on mathematics,
4h 47min = 287mins, 1.20 per min, 287 multiply 1.20, result 344.4$, 50% stay on CC, so final result 344.4$ / 2 = 172.2. Get your life "sweetie".
4h 47min = 287mins, 1.20 per min, 287 multiply 1.20, result 344.4$, 50% stay on CC, so final result 344.4$ / 2 = 172.2. Get your life "sweetie".
RE: ty for the traffic cc
Who was your post to?
The girl who said she had 4hours 47 mins never said how much she had earned.
The girl who said she had 4hours 47 mins never said how much she had earned.
RE: ty for the traffic cc
Really big-big thanks to CC - 130 per 1.5 hours. It's my maximum on CC... I'm happy) Wish it were every day & for everyone))