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joke-blondes
i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the pound store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the pound store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
RE: True friends?
the same as anywhere,i think.a person you will"go out of your way"to help,no questions asked because you trust them.
RE: True friends?
the ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather? ... oh wait, that's something else ...
RE: True friends?
Hmm The ones who send u messages , just to see how you are , the ones who ask about real issues in your life , and do things that would have no benefit to themselves.
If they stop saying Hi when u stop being here , then they are just $$$ girls , and it was not friendship at all .. even if u met them in "make New Friends " lol...
If they stop saying Hi when u stop being here , then they are just $$$ girls , and it was not friendship at all .. even if u met them in "make New Friends " lol...
RE: prying
no ... I would certainly never go delving into someone's business! Who are you anyway ? And why have you asked that question? Did something happen in your childhood to make you ask a question like that? Or was it a more recent event? Something that happened here on CC maybe? How long have you been a member? Who are your favorite hosts?
A very jealous wife:-))
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
RE: Community Club?
i wish everyone to be welcome in that "Club" but i want a Golden Club card :))))))))))))))))))) (LOL)
RE: Community Club?
if you want entry into that club it will cost you your Decadence, Defiance, and actually being quite Repulsive! :(
RE: Community Club?
Soap and Opera spring to mind....where can I read what will happen next week? :p
RE: Community Club?
kris you can always get an advance update from the provoker and his secret lover hahhahhahahhahha
RE: About porn addiction
They describe porn as if it was something bad. I think they have forgotten one of the basic truths of the intarweb:
http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com
http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com
RE: About porn addiction
sex is a lust what else can u say... no matter what religion u r Christian or not, every one thinks about it
RE: About porn addiction
we Catholic priests certainly don't think about it!.....................:ppp!
RE: About porn addiction
they say a man has some kind of sexual thout every 5 mins....i think they lie....is to long....lol
RE: About porn addiction
salut.
related to the posted site link, i can agree in many points, or i can recognize myself often in the things, that has been stated out there. About addictions. About how the whole imaginery is working or stepping on my mind. indeed, i found it very interesting to read.
nonetheless it is not my way to step out , talking to god, asking for forgiveness, and everything is fine.
i dont know.
i guess, life is not easy, huh?
related to the posted site link, i can agree in many points, or i can recognize myself often in the things, that has been stated out there. About addictions. About how the whole imaginery is working or stepping on my mind. indeed, i found it very interesting to read.
nonetheless it is not my way to step out , talking to god, asking for forgiveness, and everything is fine.
i dont know.
i guess, life is not easy, huh?
RE: again ABOUT IT
This topic has been beaten like a red-headed stepchild. Has a week passed since the last one yet?
RE: again ABOUT IT
ALL topics have been covered since 5 years ago. You'll learn to skip over the messages that bore you.
Hi I AM BACK WITH NEW SCREEN NAME
so now i can tell to all my friends-members and hosts i back!!!!!!!!i Am happy to it
My new screen name is VIPseXXX hope cya all soon
My new screen name is VIPseXXX hope cya all soon
Let Me Sleep!!
I think that you're the one
When everytime you call me lady
I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this just lately yeah
Those heavenly calls
You knew I was on my own
Those heavenly calls
We stepped into the unknown
Let me sleep
So I can dream of you
Let me sleep
So I can be with you
What's a girl to do when she's alone
With you just tell me
And here we are again yeah acting
Like we're friends just help me
Hold me close, let me be with you
Let me sleep
Oh let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can be with you
When everytime you call me lady
I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this just lately yeah
Those heavenly calls
You knew I was on my own
Those heavenly calls
We stepped into the unknown
Let me sleep
So I can dream of you
Let me sleep
So I can be with you
What's a girl to do when she's alone
With you just tell me
And here we are again yeah acting
Like we're friends just help me
Hold me close, let me be with you
Let me sleep
Oh let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can be with you
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
She wasn't perfect
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night
She ran up phone bills
She moved around
from town to town
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
He sleeps with angels
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night
She ran up phone bills
She moved around
from town to town
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
He sleeps with angels
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
Don't need no Mondays
Or the rest of the week
I spend a lot of time in bed
But baby I don't like to sleep no
I won't lie to you
I'm never gonna cry to you
I'll probably drive you wild 8 days a week
Until I'm 6 feet under
Baby I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So you're looking for some action
I got got everything you need
Better keep your motor running
'cause I was built for speed
This ain't no slumber party
Got no time for catching z's
If they say that that ain't healthy
Well then living's a disease
We're never going to die baby
Come on let me drive you crazy
We'll make every night another New Year's Eve
Till I'm six feet under
I won't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive,
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
I was born to live
You know I wasn't born to die
But if they party down in heaven
I'll be sure to be on time
Until I'm six feet under
I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I feel like I'm exploding
Going out of my head
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till I'm six feet under
And they lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
Don't need no Mondays
Or the rest of the week
I spend a lot of time in bed
But baby I don't like to sleep no
I won't lie to you
I'm never gonna cry to you
I'll probably drive you wild 8 days a week
Until I'm 6 feet under
Baby I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So you're looking for some action
I got got everything you need
Better keep your motor running
'cause I was built for speed
This ain't no slumber party
Got no time for catching z's
If they say that that ain't healthy
Well then living's a disease
We're never going to die baby
Come on let me drive you crazy
We'll make every night another New Year's Eve
Till I'm six feet under
I won't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive,
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
I was born to live
You know I wasn't born to die
But if they party down in heaven
I'll be sure to be on time
Until I'm six feet under
I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I feel like I'm exploding
Going out of my head
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till I'm six feet under
And they lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
Bought it already, just sharing the lyrics so you will go and buy it too :)
or download free ;)
or download free ;)
humour?
what is"no go zones"as far as humour here is concerned?what is bad taste?is there anything i should not tell jokes about?race,religion....
RE: humour?
post what you like. If it is that bad, CC will just delete your post so.....go for it.
RE: humour?
Light humor is appreciated, anythg discriminative against race or religion will cause very mixed opinions.
Keep it clean, but i do love men or women jokes! We all appreciate those.
Keep it clean, but i do love men or women jokes! We all appreciate those.
RE: humour?
mixed opinions are a GOOD thing. It is a basic premise of a democratic society. Dont worry if you upset someone, they can just grow up.
RE: humour?
cuss words are always allowed and always welcomed as long as you make sure they are the worst possible! It helps to be Really Ugly to Others! Just think, they can be Ugly in Return! :)))
RE: humour?
there is no zone here with anything post what you want. if anyone cares they are a child or they are just whinnying.
RE: humour?
skys the limit, i want to hear the most nastiest obscene jokes u can come up with! just don't joke about poets :D
RE: humour?
Who died and left you in charge?
So, Shakespeare, Byron and Poe walk into a bar...
So, Shakespeare, Byron and Poe walk into a bar...
RE: humour?
Weren't they looking where they were going? Funny that they walked right into a bar. I hope they broke their teeth, lol!
RE: dear "handful"
humour is only spelt humor by americans.the correct english spelling is H U M O U R yanks spell phonetically not correctly as in check not the correct cheque.there are many more.so you prententious half-wit do not presume just because you have been taught something its correct.JACKASS!
RE: dear "handful"
uh oh, another sensitive and obviously offended brit! you blokes really did to chill out! ;d
It called=RELAX!
It called=RELAX!
8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised.
In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Or in other words...
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful; Impish, Gorgeous; Bare; Rescuer; Extreme, Amazing; Sassy; Tremendous; Safe
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful, Amorous, Lovely, Delightful Cute,Uncomplicated
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
my last boyfriend had B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S. and it wasn't until later I realized that he was a she ...
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Happy Old New Year for everyone, who celebrate it!!!
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Drink some cold beer....the best medicine for hangovered-seething stomach:-))
Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hahahaha
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
I'll call this number, if you'll be, who'll pick up the phone:-)))))))
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Alex, the chief's gonna want to know the number for 'anal-retentive,' any ideas? He gonna need a number as in Real Quick!!!!
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
The number, which your chief would like to know is sixhundredandsixstysix...(Album: Iron Maiden-The Number Of The Beast...released March 29th, 1982.)...Have fun!:-))))
SING WITH ME....this jan 14th
happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..happy bday happy bday...happy bday to me..:)
Best Pick Up Lines
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html
From a great list.................
http://www.digits.com/top/both_100.html
Muah!
Hi, guys! Thank you for all the fun u r giving me! My mood is soo good when i exhibit here! It's just great i have a possibility to contact u! Hugs&kisses!
Rumy
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