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Happy Valentine's Day for everyone!
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Some pick up lines, whiches stood away from Emag:-))
(put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up) Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Am I insensitive ?
My girlfriend told me I was insensetive because when she returned from her holidays I told her 'Honey I have some bad news while you were away your cat died'
She told me that to blurt it out like that was very insensitive and that I should make up a story to soften the blow and allow her to prepare herself for the bad news such as :-
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and Cuddles sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird and unfortunatly lost her footing and fell out of the tree and died'
Anyway now I am confused because I did exactly what she said and now she isn't talking to me ?????????
She came home from work last night and I said
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and your Grandmother sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird..............'
She told me that to blurt it out like that was very insensitive and that I should make up a story to soften the blow and allow her to prepare herself for the bad news such as :-
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and Cuddles sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird and unfortunatly lost her footing and fell out of the tree and died'
Anyway now I am confused because I did exactly what she said and now she isn't talking to me ?????????
She came home from work last night and I said
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and your Grandmother sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird..............'
RE: Am I insensitive ?
I know but I didn't want to tell my gf about the Doberman I had strategically placed under the tree because it would have meant that I didn't get to see her other pussy (and the only one I like).
I have to admit though her Grandmother did put up an exceptionally good fight :)
I have to admit though her Grandmother did put up an exceptionally good fight :)
RE: where are you guys?
many guys are going bi or just playing with themselves. ask john for new udates....
RE: valentine's day
It`s a deal Geetha.. gimme a big hug but mind my snake.. :P
Happy Valentines Day to u also Geetha.. big kiss and hug.. :)
Happy Valentines Day to u also Geetha.. big kiss and hug.. :)
RE: valentine's day
ty kosh.............muuuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh............can't promise to stay away from the snake though...........hehe................ur going to have to take ur chances................lots of love........xoxoxoxoxo
Geetha
Geetha
skiing
You can ski on zis side of ze mountain, or you can ski on zat side of ze mountain.
BUT STAY OUT OF ZE MIDDLE!!
BUT STAY OUT OF ZE MIDDLE!!
RE: tennis! what do u think?
Oh just one word: SAFIN!!! My God is he handsome...and cocky...and a great player too. Me loves russian men and russian tennis...and tennis in general!:)
RE: tennis! what do u think?
Well since the Russians love to claim they invented just about everything in the world, whether it was under the Soviet period, or under the Federation, what else is new? What will be their next Claim to Fame? lol
Big Testicles:-))
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.
just wondering
can someone just tell me plz.
i have just had a look at a chathosts forum and the date of her first pic,s was on the 8/11/05
but someone posted a message in her forum on the 18/02/05
so did she work for about 9 months without pic,s i wonder
i have just had a look at a chathosts forum and the date of her first pic,s was on the 8/11/05
but someone posted a message in her forum on the 18/02/05
so did she work for about 9 months without pic,s i wonder
RE: just wondering
but they can be replaced....
I used to know a host who took over someone elses host name and replaced her pics with her own pics.
I used to know a host who took over someone elses host name and replaced her pics with her own pics.
RE: just wondering
Well, not quite, you simply hide the pictures of the previous host and let yours. That means if the old host had pictures on 13.02.2003 , you can't have pictures at that date :)
RE: just wondering
Oh well back to my imagination :( lol
Have a lovely valentines day tomoroow Psy :)
Have a lovely valentines day tomoroow Psy :)
RE: just wondering
Thank you AssMan, but I ain't celebrating :) hubby's sick, me as well.. so, one day in bed.
Hope your day's better. (k)
Hope your day's better. (k)
Valentines day
Just wondering how many of u think u will recieve a card or msg in cc mail. or yahoo or whatever....i already sent myself a card.....wonder if i can send myself a cc mail too :p
Happy valentines day (for tomorrow) all....hugs
Happy valentines day (for tomorrow) all....hugs
RE: Valentines day
i won't be getting anything either, and i could care less! it's just another day, and millions of dollars to the comercialized companies who are duping everyone that 'they need' to buy something! it's like Christmas in Feb. :((
RE: Valentines day
Brrrrrrr you just brought up a nasty memory imshy :(
I think I'll receive one, coz there are people sending to their friends. stuff like that, but I don't think I'll send any :)
I think I'll receive one, coz there are people sending to their friends. stuff like that, but I don't think I'll send any :)
RE: Valentines day
I will be getting a 'failed' result on my exam....
....here's to June resit on my Birthday.
....here's to June resit on my Birthday.
RE: Valentines day
Will you spend this day with me Gorty?:PPPP
Kisses you...and Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Alex
Kisses you...and Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Alex
RE: Valentines day
Happy Valentines Day to everyone, even the ppl that have much love to give but don`t get it in return.. And the lonely ppl that never get a card.. EVVEERRRRRRRR...... (ME) :((((
RE: Sorry for spamming here
Can you not warn these girls about this useless trivial spamming of the forum?
Girls grow up and start acting like hosts.
Girls grow up and start acting like hosts.
RE: Sorry for spamming here
Promotion, Promotion, Promotion
Ain't nothing like it being shoved in your face!
Ain't nothing like it being shoved in your face!
RE: Sorry for spamming here
"sweetie" for promotion i would like to do another things.... its only fun...
and you .... only make me laught)))))
and you .... only make me laught)))))
RE: Sorry for spamming here
shoved in ur face??? someone forces u to read every word of these forums at gunpoint???? LOOOOOL
RE: Sorry for spamming here
Well, they certainly could have shoved it some place else for you WGAF, but seeing that you probably have a fetish for such a thing, it is likely they would charge you for it.
Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Vice President Dick Cheney tried to kill a man today with his shotgun but he was unsuccessful. Whew!
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
I love this from the story ...
Armstrong said Cheney's medical team attended to Whittington before he was taken to the hospital.
She described Cheney as "an excellent, conscientious shot."
"The person who is not doing the shooting at the point is just as responsible and, should be, as the person actually shooting," Armstrong said.
< End Quote>
Couldn't the opinion that Cheney is an excellent shot be used as a basis that he intended to shoot his hunting partner?
The second statement is even more idiotic. The only time I can think of where the person being shot is as responsible as the shooter is if they shoot themselves. Every hunter safety course I ever saw or taken emphasized that you be certain what you're shooting at and that nothing/nobody is in the line of fire between you and the target.
Armstrong said Cheney's medical team attended to Whittington before he was taken to the hospital.
She described Cheney as "an excellent, conscientious shot."
"The person who is not doing the shooting at the point is just as responsible and, should be, as the person actually shooting," Armstrong said.
< End Quote>
Couldn't the opinion that Cheney is an excellent shot be used as a basis that he intended to shoot his hunting partner?
The second statement is even more idiotic. The only time I can think of where the person being shot is as responsible as the shooter is if they shoot themselves. Every hunter safety course I ever saw or taken emphasized that you be certain what you're shooting at and that nothing/nobody is in the line of fire between you and the target.
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Shut up you liberal...once again twisting the facts for your own political adgenda
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
lol... a conservative defending a member of the bush administration from some damned fact-twisting liberal... that's rich.
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
"Shut up you liberal... once again twisting the facts for your own poltical adgenda."........Not only is that comment rich, it's comical, absolutely hysterical!.....lol....... a typical remark from One_Hard_Crank, whose patriotism is in defending the most corrupt government in the history of America itself! Defending the indefensible, oh yea, thats Classic! LMAO!
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
The guy probably said something fairly innocent to the Vice President. Like: "You know Dick, I think people have a point about those illegal wire-taps. Maybe you should....."
And then before he knew it, BLAMMO!!!
The Vice President then followed the shotgun blast with a strong retort to add insult to injury: "Go fuck yourself!"
And then before he knew it, BLAMMO!!!
The Vice President then followed the shotgun blast with a strong retort to add insult to injury: "Go fuck yourself!"
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Yea, or the VP said to the guy......."Talk about Halliburton again Mother Fu*ker!" and I'll"........."Come on Talk Shit, I double dare you!"
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Here's the real story.......
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
oh there will be all kinds of news reports coming out on this one......But with the current admistration being the master of "cover ups" do you really think the American public will learn the real truth? :D=!
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
The most appropriate thing for the Vice President to do, is just resign his position as VP. I can't imagine the administration indicating that this incident was "no big deal." The conservative 'belt way' is doing their very best to down play the entire incident. During the White House press briefing today, the administration Press Secretary himself told the 'briefing room,' after being asked legitimate questions from the press, "lets now change the subject please." Well, "they" are going to do everything possible to change the subject. Legitimate questions still remain! Yea right, give me a break, the whole incident was "no big deal."=:III !!!
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
it wasn't a big deal. Hunting. Accident. Accident. Not a political, full scale discussion for resignation or for any other wishful thinking on your liberal agenda. AS IF Cheney will resign. Get real. Talk about something pertinent will you?
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Thats just it Tony, the whole "Cheney Incident" is still under investigation, it's not over with yet by a long shot! And it is very real and very pertinent; a man was shot and wounded while hunting with the VP of the USA. Come on you get real, your telling me thats no big deal?!..It's a very big deal and could have serious implications. The man hunting with Cheney could have been killed by the shotgun blast, and he was very fortunate just to have been wounded! As far as it being an accident, do we really, truly know that for sure? Do we just assume that because the VP's press corps tells us it's an accident, are we to just blindly say, "ok then no problem, lets all forget about it now?" As mentioned, the incident is still under investigation by the authorities in the county in Texas where the incident occured. The latest news it that Cheney has been found guilty of not having the proper hunting credentials in Texas, and has been sent a warning by the authorities in that county. Sure, dismiss it as you will Tony, but the entire incident is not over yet. And by the way, I have no political agenda. I am just like most Americans, I want to know the truth! I don't but into your theory of just "letting it go".....
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Are you really that stupid Politcal Guy? By the way, that was a rhetorical question. It has already been answered.
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
Thank you for your "sly" remark Bongo, I will not return the same to you. Rhetorical question you say? No, it has not "completey been answered." I was responding to Tony's comments, are you saying I shouldn't have?.......lol
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
criminy, what's the big deal? ..so he shot someone, big whoop.. it's not like he got a hummer from the guy or violated him with a cigar:P
RE: Dick Cheney, attempted murderer
criminy........ big whoop.......hummer........ lol=New Language????
Girls with High Quality Cams / High Speed Connection
Can anyone recommend any beautiful girls with crisp, clear, high quality video? Some of the quality I've seen in pvt, is Arghhhhhhh.. painfully bad. I wouln't mind paying extra for it.
RE: Girls with High Quality Cams / High Speed Connection
Do I sense some jealousy on your part anja, since AXB=Anna has been in the spotlight lately? Perhaps this is why you have used such a new chatname as "angrygoddess?" Your posts seem to indicate that you might be angry or upset about something, so perhaps we can help in some way?
RE: Girls with High Quality Cams / High Speed Connection
Maybe so anja, maybe so? On the other hand, I do believe there are a handful of people on this site who do mean exactly what they say. :))
To: All
Let's not talk about bitches here! I already know that all girls are bitches! ;-) ... And, let's not talk about jealousy. Many guys are jealous of my flawless, sculpted godly body, so I understand jealousy! But nevermind that.. Can we please get back to the original topic?
I want girls with high quality cams!
I want girls with high quality cams!
RE: To: All
if we are bithes, you are jerks off.And here no jealousy at all,its a question of money!LOL
RE: is it bad? )))
If you ever decide to move from non-adult to the dark side and love yourself on camera...cc mail me. Other than that...who cares?
RE: is it bad? )))
Sunny... it is true. I have met all kinds of people, and I hate to see when they are so full of themselves and it really does show an ugly side.
Most people like this are bullies.
Most people like this are bullies.
RE: is it bad? )))
I do not really care whether you love yourself much or not.... All i know is it is unattractive and I would prefer not to know these type of ppl.
RE: angrygoddess:)
u should see some of the members in comm chat first before u decide who is biggest bitch
RE: angrygoddess:)
This goes to show you what a successful host you are Vendetta.
Try getting viewers and forget the spamming in future. If you showed an ounce of intelligence you could actually be good, though you have to move to adult. Who in their right mind would pay to listen to you bore them to death? Strip girl, I might even watch.
Try getting viewers and forget the spamming in future. If you showed an ounce of intelligence you could actually be good, though you have to move to adult. Who in their right mind would pay to listen to you bore them to death? Strip girl, I might even watch.
RE: angrygoddess:)
Your full of crap. The only person you care about is the one you face every morning in the mirror, thats when the mirror doesn't crack.
Two words for you girl - 'Reality Check'
Two words for you girl - 'Reality Check'
RE: angrygoddess:)
this lie doesnt hurts me :-p
and....
why u spamming here????
we all know when stop and u still write here some sully posts...
kisses :-D
and....
why u spamming here????
we all know when stop and u still write here some sully posts...
kisses :-D
RE: ohh i like these last subjects
is there a school u gotta go too to b a bitch???when do i sign up lol
RE: Grrr
U know was an old song named White Horse...and they was saying...."If u want to be rich, u need to be a bitch,......bitch...u rich" ;)
So in 1 word all we r some bitch..in our way to be ;)
So in 1 word all we r some bitch..in our way to be ;)
Im Not A Bitch
I would just like everyone on this site to know that I am not a bitch either :(
I am an ignorant rude untrustworthy nasty wanker but not a bitch okay :)
I am an ignorant rude untrustworthy nasty wanker but not a bitch okay :)
BTW
I do really post here at times but now I'm in doubts to whom this applied:"And I wonder why some girls post here so much......They just have alot of free time or....???"
RE: TO: Im Not A Bitch INYF
damn INYF....cant u just pretend to b a bitch...i got bored of DM and DAVEDAVE now :(
RE: TO: Im Not A Bitch INYF
I told you once, I'll tell you again shy.... These fantasies will never come true, there is more chance of you being accepted in a nunnery than getting a piece of my cute ass!!!
RE: TO: Im Not A Bitch INYF
u been at the funfair again and looking in the hall of mirrors coz there aint nuthin cute bout u....a few words for ya...ugly tree..falling...and hitting ever branch on the way down....one day u might b like me....but i doubt u will ever b as cute as i am :p
RE: hey!! Abovexbeyond
she already stated, she is sucsessful...and i asay, if being a host, makes someone sucessfull, then get a real life...i would be so proud of my daughter, if she thought being a good host as sucessfull....hehe...get a clue in liffe anna
RE: hey!! Abovexbeyond
successful host? :) maybe its nice to earn good money here but not to be proud of this and to declare it so loudly here, i would be proud if my kids could earn money with their brains not appearance ;) actually there are so many successful hosts over here and just some fuses try to be distinguished ;-)
unfortunately men think only with their "friends" between legs and not using brains... aww aww
unfortunately men think only with their "friends" between legs and not using brains... aww aww
RE: What for?
to AXB coz u always got to put ur 2 penneth in ,, ie , ur big nose in to get some attention ....
YawnYawn
First I asked I didn't attack.Second attacked you me see your second comment.And I'm not going to proove something.Third I'm not going to promote myself in such a way. LOL Do you really think so that I asked this to promote myself? You made me to laught. But sure you may think as U wish I dont care.I told all.
Bye
Bye
RE: YawnYawn
If this was "just a question" as you said it Gort, then my father is Bill Gates haha
Enough already.
Enough already.
RE: YawnYawn
no, please, for the love of god.. i'm almost there, don't stop!
cat fights in the forum, all for free!! .. holy shit, somebody pinch me, it must be my lucky day!!!
cat fights in the forum, all for free!! .. holy shit, somebody pinch me, it must be my lucky day!!!
RE: What for?
"I rarely post something here, only when I really have something to share or have my opinion on some topic..."
Yes...and always, when you would like reach something...or just any competition on cc....You are so empty, calculating girl...
Yes...and always, when you would like reach something...or just any competition on cc....You are so empty, calculating girl...
RE: What for?
Is it your real face? :)
If it isn't a thread started by you, then it ain't worthy, huh?
If it isn't a thread started by you, then it ain't worthy, huh?
RE: What for?
No, Psy, I didn't say that, I just meant that I dont like silly replies like "ohhhh yeahhh" or "haha great jokeeeeeeee" so instead of spamming the forum with this and answer every single topic, I prefer to say something only when I really have something to say :)
Kisses
Anna
Kisses
Anna
RE: What for?
" I dont like silly replies like "ohhhh yeahhh" or "haha great jokeeeeeeee" so instead of spamming the forum with this and answer every single topic, I prefer to say something only when I really have something to say :)"
Yes baby...when you have said "I'm not a bitch"...it wasnt a spamming at all...
Didn't meet on cc with such an empty, foolish girl like you...yet
Yes baby...when you have said "I'm not a bitch"...it wasnt a spamming at all...
Didn't meet on cc with such an empty, foolish girl like you...yet
RE: Does the real friendship exist??
The life is not like in books.Is hard to have a friend for all our life, and both to sacrifice for one other.In life, that existence of friendship or love, are miracles, and if u find some of kind friendship relation, you can not believe to you live such some.I have wonderful relation friendship- love, for 7 years, but in that relation only me make sacrifice.So ...... with all sadnees I can tell you .... that is life... true life ..... wich pass away ... and remain only wonderful dreams wich try to put in reality in elapse of our life.If this some of relations will can depended only the 2 parts, maybe can works - but I'm not so sure - but in our lifes is so manny things, facts, events, and in first row, PEOPLES wich can do like this wonderful relation , dont work.All will need some caress, tenderly and understanding, maybe one of us we are capable to give all this, but for sure never for ever we can not find the other part of this entire for all our life..... Only dreams ...... and books.Take care and try to be good.Maybe .... maybe u will finde only a little of that dreams ... and when u finde try to live that dreams ... even he will died in short or long time.Try to be happy and feel all what is offered your life.I wish you to be happy!
RE: Does the real friendship exist??
friendship does exist i have put my life on the line for a friend when some idiot was going to stab him literally in the back i have made sacrifices for friends and they have for me i have many i know but only a handful i can really call close friends
Isn't it annoying ........
........ when you reply to a post thinking you are the first and when you click the submit button several other posts replying to that post suddenly appear :(