General Forum
RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...
birds singing as the sun rises on a beautiful fresh spring morning. heaven on earth :-))))
RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...
IRL is a blast & it can suck... it is always safer in a virtual world... but, if you need to ask, maybe its time to give the keyboard a rest and enjoy some time outside... not being mean, being honest, Miss V
RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...
If you are talking about life then I don't think it can ever be truly ideal but I think it can be so good that the little things that are bad become so insignificant so as not to matter.
Your best friend Rik :P
Just teasing AsStarta (k)
Your best friend Rik :P
Just teasing AsStarta (k)
RE: Do u believein friendship?
my best friend in the whole world is a girl.always has been purely platonic.we met while we are clubbing & started doing lots of things together.we had both just ended relationships & just needed someone we could relate to & be ourselves.she is now married but still continues to be my confidante,as i am hers.her husband understands accepts & trusts us both & he & i have a bond now :-))
RE: Do u believein friendship?
A friend loves you, of course; but one who loves you is not in every case your friend. Friendship, accordingly, is always helpful, but love sometimes even does harm. (Qui amicus est, amat; qui amat, non utique amicus est. Itaque amicitia semper prodest, amor ali-quando etiam nocet.)
SENECA, Ad Luciliitm.Epi$.xxxv,sec.l.(c. A. c.64) 10
Best friends & therefore lovers...
and yes it is possible even without sex...
SENECA, Ad Luciliitm.Epi$.xxxv,sec.l.(c. A. c.64) 10
Best friends & therefore lovers...
and yes it is possible even without sex...
RE: Do u believein friendship?
That question reminds me of the film When Harry met Sally where Harry says men and women can never be friends as the man will always want to sleep with the girl.
While I think there is probably an element of truth in that, especially if the man finds the woman attractive, I do not see why you could not be in a sexual relationship with a woman (or in your case I presume a man) and also be best friends.
So the short answer is yes I think there can be friendship between men and women.
While I think there is probably an element of truth in that, especially if the man finds the woman attractive, I do not see why you could not be in a sexual relationship with a woman (or in your case I presume a man) and also be best friends.
So the short answer is yes I think there can be friendship between men and women.
RE: Do u believein friendship?
yes i believe in friendship between a man and woman if she will agree to mindless casual sex on a regular basis
RE: Do u believein friendship?
of course it is possible, if saying men and women could not be friends coz the men would always be thinking of sex you may as well say women should never marry a man coz the men will always be trying to sleep with other women.
i have been friends with many women and had sex with none of them and nor have i wanted too
i have been friends with many women and had sex with none of them and nor have i wanted too
RE: Do u believein friendship?
ok, but i have only every had sex with one friend. but it did not hurt our friendship, me and dave are still great mates
Ginnie THE BEST GIrl i ever seen in my life on CC
I can not belive....Shes amaizing...real woman -real dama!!!!
It is honour for you to visit her video!!!!...:P
It is honour for you to visit her video!!!!...:P
passion to stone.
What I have said. That, it is done. My love and passion has turned cold, and to stone. But you know.. nothing will ever kill my love or passion. You all ask and wonder why I don't find a woman closer to me, and you all make your own little assumptions. You all have the doubts of that finding a true love over the net, and from the other side of the world, would ever work seriously. But I am telling you, that that one, the one that is willing to take a chance in life. (After all.. taking chances and hoping for the best is a HUGH part of human nature.) I will find her.
And you know.. doing things like everybody else, does nothing but get you the same things that everybody else has. I don't know about any of you, but I want different than what everyone else has. Not neccesarily more, different is bound to be enough. It will make all the difference, I am sure.
You know I am a believer in God, and you wonder why I can consider myself any better, because I too, have come to this site on a regular basis.. so, I don't consider myself better. But I know things that many of you don't choose to know. Let alone, believing.
But we all have lives in this world, some have things to do, children, families, other obligations, and possibly another line of work. We all do our own thing.. some like to party alot, go out and drink, or have a good time, or sitting watching a movie, going online, or whatever. But all you who are reading this are, in some way connected with being on the internet. Obviously.
All have thier own ambitions in life. Who's to say that someone's ambitions are wrong? It can really only be judged as how exactly it is being done to reach those goals. And how deeply we allow ourselves get sucked into whatever it may be that consumes us.
There are many wonderful nice girls here, most all just playing the part of what most humans are catering to be wanted, or wanting to be catered. And there has to be at least one, wanting, as I said, to take a chance. We only live once.
This world, we are only passing through, nothing much of anything really means much. But there are those things that mean more than we think, or give accreditting to.
Heart, life, love, and Spirit , those are probably around the top 4-8.
The first 4 are Something like.. The Word, the creation, the manifestation, and the Omnipresence of "HIM". Laws, commandments, promises, judgements, mercy, forgiveness,
Grace, and love, ALL being part of it. Including wrath.
There is too much of God's given strengths in me, to let any of what any of you say, discourage me. "I fear no evil" No weapon formed against me will prosper.
Anyways,.. I am not the one to judge, so..
I'll see you all at the judgement seat of God.
I'll be damned if I come here again.
2 Peter 3: ...2 Petru 3: .....2-e 3: .... 2 Pedro 3
And you know.. doing things like everybody else, does nothing but get you the same things that everybody else has. I don't know about any of you, but I want different than what everyone else has. Not neccesarily more, different is bound to be enough. It will make all the difference, I am sure.
You know I am a believer in God, and you wonder why I can consider myself any better, because I too, have come to this site on a regular basis.. so, I don't consider myself better. But I know things that many of you don't choose to know. Let alone, believing.
But we all have lives in this world, some have things to do, children, families, other obligations, and possibly another line of work. We all do our own thing.. some like to party alot, go out and drink, or have a good time, or sitting watching a movie, going online, or whatever. But all you who are reading this are, in some way connected with being on the internet. Obviously.
All have thier own ambitions in life. Who's to say that someone's ambitions are wrong? It can really only be judged as how exactly it is being done to reach those goals. And how deeply we allow ourselves get sucked into whatever it may be that consumes us.
There are many wonderful nice girls here, most all just playing the part of what most humans are catering to be wanted, or wanting to be catered. And there has to be at least one, wanting, as I said, to take a chance. We only live once.
This world, we are only passing through, nothing much of anything really means much. But there are those things that mean more than we think, or give accreditting to.
Heart, life, love, and Spirit , those are probably around the top 4-8.
The first 4 are Something like.. The Word, the creation, the manifestation, and the Omnipresence of "HIM". Laws, commandments, promises, judgements, mercy, forgiveness,
Grace, and love, ALL being part of it. Including wrath.
There is too much of God's given strengths in me, to let any of what any of you say, discourage me. "I fear no evil" No weapon formed against me will prosper.
Anyways,.. I am not the one to judge, so..
I'll see you all at the judgement seat of God.
I'll be damned if I come here again.
2 Peter 3: ...2 Petru 3: .....2-e 3: .... 2 Pedro 3
RE: passion to stone.
on a cobweb afternoon
in a room full of emptiness
by a freeway i confess
i was lost in the pages
of a book full of death
reading how we'll die alone
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
anywhere we want to go
in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone
on my deathbed i will pray
to the gods and the angels
like a pagan to anyone
who will take me to heaven
to a place i call
i was there so long ago
the sky was bruised
the wine was bled
and there you led me on
in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone
and on i read
until the day was gone
and i sat in regret
of all the things i've done
for all that i've blessed
and all that i've wronged
in dreams until my death
i will wander on
in a room full of emptiness
by a freeway i confess
i was lost in the pages
of a book full of death
reading how we'll die alone
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
anywhere we want to go
in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone
on my deathbed i will pray
to the gods and the angels
like a pagan to anyone
who will take me to heaven
to a place i call
i was there so long ago
the sky was bruised
the wine was bled
and there you led me on
in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone
and on i read
until the day was gone
and i sat in regret
of all the things i've done
for all that i've blessed
and all that i've wronged
in dreams until my death
i will wander on
off-limits
It seems some old timers returning to the forums are off limits to speak to/about.
mmmmmmmm
Chocolate Salty Balls by South Park
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
wanted
hi all.. im looking 4 a sexy and always horny lady and mature enough to make me cum like i've never blown before.. i want a real master of a nice and long blow job babes.. who just loves getting fucked by nice horny boys with a big stiff on.. i`m such a sexual maniac.. anal, fetish, domination - whatever..any takers???LoL
RE: wanted
Thanks Imshy your a real friend.
I was wondering how I was going to afford the nursing home fees for my dear old Granny but you have solved my problem as she meets all your criteria.
Try her bj without the teeth - you'll never go back (or so I have been told).
I was wondering how I was going to afford the nursing home fees for my dear old Granny but you have solved my problem as she meets all your criteria.
Try her bj without the teeth - you'll never go back (or so I have been told).
RE: wanted
wow thx ihate...send her on over....just for that u can have a beer and a comic book
RE: wanted
I'm glad you clarified that with your second post as I would never have expected it to be to me in a million years.
I assure you I am anything but intelligent and even if I was where does it say intelligent people can't be perverts :P
I assure you I am anything but intelligent and even if I was where does it say intelligent people can't be perverts :P
for those that use "toys"
Sex toys contain dangerous chemicals says Greenpeace
Environmental group Greenpeace called on the European Union to ban the use of chemical plastic softeners in sex toys because they contained dangerous substances known as phthalates.
"Adult sex toys contain the same toxic substances that the European Union banned from use in children's toys," Greenpeace said in a press release from its international headquarters here.
The environmental group said it was shocked to find that seven of the eight sex toys it had tested contained between 24 and 51 percent of phthalates.
"It is unbelievable that such toxic substances can be used in adult toys. We have tested many products in the last few years but never have we encountered such high concentrations," Greenpeace spokesman Bart van Opzeeland said.
Greenpeace research has shown that phthalates can disrupt the human hormonal system, diminishes fertility and adversely affects the kidneys and liver.
The substance is used to soften plastics and PVC plastic. Greenpeace stressed that a ban on phthalates would not mean the disappearance of people's favourite sex toys as there are plenty of non-toxic alternatives
Environmental group Greenpeace called on the European Union to ban the use of chemical plastic softeners in sex toys because they contained dangerous substances known as phthalates.
"Adult sex toys contain the same toxic substances that the European Union banned from use in children's toys," Greenpeace said in a press release from its international headquarters here.
The environmental group said it was shocked to find that seven of the eight sex toys it had tested contained between 24 and 51 percent of phthalates.
"It is unbelievable that such toxic substances can be used in adult toys. We have tested many products in the last few years but never have we encountered such high concentrations," Greenpeace spokesman Bart van Opzeeland said.
Greenpeace research has shown that phthalates can disrupt the human hormonal system, diminishes fertility and adversely affects the kidneys and liver.
The substance is used to soften plastics and PVC plastic. Greenpeace stressed that a ban on phthalates would not mean the disappearance of people's favourite sex toys as there are plenty of non-toxic alternatives
Females Don't Get it On
I was cycling around my fav route yesterday and passed a herd of about 20 cows so I stopped to rest. All of sudden one of the "cows" became a bull and mounted one of the cows.
I was amazed at how enthusiastic he was thrusting away and obviously enjoyed it and had a really great orgasm at the end; his rolling muscles showed me how much he enjoyed it along with noises.
The cow on the other hand stode motionless and showed just the opposite; in fact she was still eating grass while the bull was doing his thing. There was also no noise from her like there had been from the bull so I concluded that cows really don't get much from the sex act.
I have concluded therefore that if it had not been for some european missionaries most female humans would not enjoy sex either since all primative people did it doggy and therefore did not stimulate the female clit. Another sign of human male superior intelligence..............
I was amazed at how enthusiastic he was thrusting away and obviously enjoyed it and had a really great orgasm at the end; his rolling muscles showed me how much he enjoyed it along with noises.
The cow on the other hand stode motionless and showed just the opposite; in fact she was still eating grass while the bull was doing his thing. There was also no noise from her like there had been from the bull so I concluded that cows really don't get much from the sex act.
I have concluded therefore that if it had not been for some european missionaries most female humans would not enjoy sex either since all primative people did it doggy and therefore did not stimulate the female clit. Another sign of human male superior intelligence..............
RE: Females Don't Get it On
As they introduced the missionary position to certain countries to "stop the unnatural sexual position of savages" they probably didn't enjoy it as much as they should have.
RE: Females Don't Get it On
I'm fairly drunk now so this is probably a bunch of arse.... but anyway, the act of having sex is a basic animal instinct, faking an orgasm requires additional brain development in order to ensure the interests of a suitable mate. In evolutionary terms cows have allocated more energy to digesting grass than brain development, but are usefull to the dominant human species so have not become extinct. On the other hand, as complex human societies have evolved , faking an orgasm is important to ensure the the interests of the dominant male and therefore the transmission of strong genes and survival of young. Whereas you could argue that this is not applicable in todays' society, the echoes of this evolutionary adaption are evident and even can be said to drive the propensity of internet sites such as this one. Me tired, me sleep now.
RE: Females Don't Get it On
For some reason this has me thinking about an old saturday night live routine ...
"Retired hockey players have Bobby Orrgasms. Selfish lover have I-Got-Mine-You-Get-Yourgasms." There were a bunch of them, these are the only 2 I remember after all these years.
"Retired hockey players have Bobby Orrgasms. Selfish lover have I-Got-Mine-You-Get-Yourgasms." There were a bunch of them, these are the only 2 I remember after all these years.
RE: Females Don't Get it On
I think you really nailed it...............cows dont read Cosmo either
RE: about latvian girls
Ah but maybe that is why the person thinks there is none.
You are all so secretive :P
You are all so secretive :P
RE: about latvian girls
Well, young lady, you may not know, but at one time it seemed that half the girls on CC lived in Riga.
Galaxy is gorgeous
i have spent some time with Galaxy. She is a gorgeous, warm lady that radiates positive energy and love. Anyone that admires those qualities in a woman should visit her. I think she is the best lady that i've spent time with her.
RE: Galaxy is gorgeous
Lord Byron and I think the Mary Shelly
were married, and lived quite some time ago.
Naturally, the time period they wrote in would
be considered a trifle antiqidated from today's
style of writing.
were married, and lived quite some time ago.
Naturally, the time period they wrote in would
be considered a trifle antiqidated from today's
style of writing.
RE: Galaxy is gorgeous
antiqidated?? my God, your mastery of the English language astounds me! The actual Byron quote is "hatred is the madness of the heart" - gala mis-spelled hatred and I was merely being facetious when I mentioned Byron.
The word you are after is antiquated.
The word you are after is antiquated.
RE: Galaxy is gorgeous
if you really are Lord Byron, and if half of the lurid tales told about you (homoeroticism, pederasty, whoremongering, adultery, and an incestuous liaison with your half-sister) are to be believed, then I seriously doubt you are calling from Heaven ...
hey guys!!!! come to me!!! i am so naughty to day, lets have fun together!!!!!! c'mon!!! don't think too long time!!!!!
I'm upset
Twice this week girls on here have called me the wrong name :(
At first I thought it was maybe my fault in that I had entered incorrect details into the database where I hold all the lies I have told each individual girl so as to make sure I don't trip myself up but no I had enetered the information correctly.
So come on girls if I can be bothered to record all the lies that I tell you the least you can do is remember them :P
At first I thought it was maybe my fault in that I had entered incorrect details into the database where I hold all the lies I have told each individual girl so as to make sure I don't trip myself up but no I had enetered the information correctly.
So come on girls if I can be bothered to record all the lies that I tell you the least you can do is remember them :P
RE: I'm upset
As the head is where your brain is situated then of course I am funny in the head.
Are you the same anonymous that posted calling me a low life and other things in my previous posts ?
I hope so because I want my own cute little stalker just like Gortensia has with member (at least he posts with an identifiable name hint hint).
I could keep you in a little cardboard box my dog used to sleep in :)
Are you the same anonymous that posted calling me a low life and other things in my previous posts ?
I hope so because I want my own cute little stalker just like Gortensia has with member (at least he posts with an identifiable name hint hint).
I could keep you in a little cardboard box my dog used to sleep in :)
RE: I'm upset
Oh well I don't know whether to be happy or sad now.
Sad that I don't have a stalker or happy that I have lots of little anonymous friends :)
Sad that I don't have a stalker or happy that I have lots of little anonymous friends :)
RE: I'm upset
Yes I do very much Nadeen :(
As I said earlier I could keep the stalker in the cardboard box my dog used to sleep in (I'm sure my mum won't mind moving back outside to the kennel) and I could feed my little stalker crisps and chocolate on a Saturday Night and give it some fizzy juice until its little face goes red and it burps.
Then we could come on here together and I could post a rude comment and then it would be my little stalkers turn to shoot me down in flames.
As I said earlier I could keep the stalker in the cardboard box my dog used to sleep in (I'm sure my mum won't mind moving back outside to the kennel) and I could feed my little stalker crisps and chocolate on a Saturday Night and give it some fizzy juice until its little face goes red and it burps.
Then we could come on here together and I could post a rude comment and then it would be my little stalkers turn to shoot me down in flames.
RE: I'm upset
then I dont mind to be your friendly stalker only because of chocolate, crisps and fizzy juice of course....mmmm ...blehhh :D
RE: I'm upset
Will your face go red and then will you burp ?????????
That is very important :P
That is very important :P
RE: I'm upset
Banana you can always have the last word as you impress me with what you have achieved as a humble banana.
Plato thank you for the compliment.
Psy how did your sexy sisters date go with my brother ?
Just out of curiosity Psy do you really have a sister and is she as beautiful, charming and intelligent as you ?
Plato thank you for the compliment.
Psy how did your sexy sisters date go with my brother ?
Just out of curiosity Psy do you really have a sister and is she as beautiful, charming and intelligent as you ?
RE: I'm upset
thank you INYF, you are a scholar and a true gentleman ... despite what people say.
RE: I'm upset
Yes, I do have a sister, INYF, she's 2 years and a half younger than me, and she's pretty cute, can't say she's sexy :P but she's smart and she's the best sis I could ever have, even if I kicked her ass so often and had so many fights :)
I hope nobody will forget your name INYF :)
I hope nobody will forget your name INYF :)
AsStarta
Hi AsStarta you certainly don't have to apologise. Once you get to know me better you will understand that very few things I post on this forum or say in comm chat are meant to be taken seriously.
I honestly didn't take offence - if I was a host here I would try to forget me too :P
I honestly didn't take offence - if I was a host here I would try to forget me too :P
RE: what's the worse?
I think they are as bad if not worse confused_host.
But as I am a totally ignorant rude shallow perverted man I would not believe any host that told me she liked me (never mind loved me) so I am safe :)
But as I am a totally ignorant rude shallow perverted man I would not believe any host that told me she liked me (never mind loved me) so I am safe :)
RE: what's the worse?
In the USA they would get the Business Week Business Woman of the Year award. When will you morons understand the goal for 99% of hosts is to get your money with any means possible. This is a business. It is commerce. Christ.
RE: what's the worse?
Thats life!
Its too bad people have to learn
the hard way.
They will be wiser as a result.
The difference on the internet, as in CC.
We get into trouble faster and easier! ;) :P
Its too bad people have to learn
the hard way.
They will be wiser as a result.
The difference on the internet, as in CC.
We get into trouble faster and easier! ;) :P
RE: what's the worse?
It more meanly than to ask money at members. To use feelings of other person for own satisfaction it in general it's very bad. I in general think, that such sites should be supervised rigidly by managers and sex here should not be. They were created for dialogue of lonely men with clever beautiful girls and no more. And now this business have transformed in ordinary pornosite. The moral level of the majority of models - is no place below. Public from members in the majority - silent maniacs, teenagers with spots or perverted old men. It is sad. It is good, that is though someone to whom it is possible to communicate normally.
I am sorry for bad english.
I am sorry for bad english.
RE: what's the worse?
lol.... do u actuallly think girls would make money here without playing with their pinkie? gimme a break....................
RE: what's the worse?
On several years ago so really also was. If I did not know, would not speak. Now all sites have turned to an interactive porno where girls fuck themselves in all cracks. And fuck such subjects, that at the normal person hair on a head rise on.
RE: what's the worse?
there ARE hosts like that...they exhist and they triumph...real world? nah..just lil sluts...not all hosts are like that...i have the pleasure of knowing some that are real good friends
What to do?
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer scroll down
* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer scroll down
* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
RE: What to do?
Nadeen will you come on the roundabout with me.
I will go in the pig (I've done that a few times over the years :P) and you can go in the helicopter and chase me :D
I will go in the pig (I've done that a few times over the years :P) and you can go in the helicopter and chase me :D
in the year 2000
has everyone seen the wayback machine? in the year 2000, cc had categories:
NON Adult
Reception
Dating
Make New Friends
Therapists & Psychics
http://www.archive.org/index.php
where'd all the psychics go??
NON Adult
Reception
Dating
Make New Friends
Therapists & Psychics
http://www.archive.org/index.php
where'd all the psychics go??
And another
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly.
Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot.
Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot.
RE: And another
and as the bullet flew by he realised that bitches man saved a few quid he shot me in the head and made a mess of her lon ghanny
RE: And another
I assume she was using a 9 mm, as most hangun loads, are subsonic and can not outrace the speed of sound to the intended target, there are a few but most such major loads would preably be punishing to such a sweet and gentle lady that would stand so provacatively nude in front of the mirror. Now if he had seen her drawing her weapon of choice and he also returned fire using his 357Sig. then possible both would have been dead while hearing the single report of her weapon only. Just something to think about .hmmmmm?!
RE: hmmmm
You need to feel good about yourself.
Self respect is so important!
Do only what you feel comfortable doing.
We are adults, we should not feel
pressured to do what we don't want to.
There are different things a chathost
can offer a viewer besides sex.
Be creative :)
Also for chathosts.
There is nothing wrong with the human body, sex and
exploring our sexuality.
It is very important to our well being, as well as
the greatest enjoyment and a healthy self respect!
Self respect is so important!
Do only what you feel comfortable doing.
We are adults, we should not feel
pressured to do what we don't want to.
There are different things a chathost
can offer a viewer besides sex.
Be creative :)
Also for chathosts.
There is nothing wrong with the human body, sex and
exploring our sexuality.
It is very important to our well being, as well as
the greatest enjoyment and a healthy self respect!
Beautiful:-))
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "Beautiful" in the same sentences twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought My mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just freakin beautiful!'
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just freakin beautiful!'
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
Thank you for posting that. Rest in Peace Steve and Thank you for all that you gave to this world in the short time you had. You are missed but never forgotten.
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
It's a very fitting tribute to him imshy......I wouldn't be surprised at all if the government of Australia were to award his family with The Order of Australia in his honor, posthumously, for his conservation efforts in the field of wildlife preservation...... :))
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
Look out for the shark picture, crikey!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2C0tv2D-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2C0tv2D-I
help me
I need your help! I have a friend I've known for about 10 years. We e-mail almost every day and get together about once a month. The problem is, my friend is an A-type personality narcissist, and I am growing tired of her.
Everything that is said or done has become a contest as to who is smarter/better (I am corrected on my e-mail spelling); she beats issues into the ground to make sure she has the last word. She is late to our get-togethers except when she comes to my house, and then she ignores my length of stay requests (comes early, leaves late).
She's started to be rude and condescending, complains about everything in her life and gossips to no end. She just takes too much energy, and I no longer enjoy her company and wish no further contact with her. My problem: If I tell her all this, she will deny everything and attack me.
I simply want to go away quietly, never to have our paths cross again. If I am vague, she will hunt me down to find out why. I don't want to be rude or mean, I just want to end the friendship.
Everything that is said or done has become a contest as to who is smarter/better (I am corrected on my e-mail spelling); she beats issues into the ground to make sure she has the last word. She is late to our get-togethers except when she comes to my house, and then she ignores my length of stay requests (comes early, leaves late).
She's started to be rude and condescending, complains about everything in her life and gossips to no end. She just takes too much energy, and I no longer enjoy her company and wish no further contact with her. My problem: If I tell her all this, she will deny everything and attack me.
I simply want to go away quietly, never to have our paths cross again. If I am vague, she will hunt me down to find out why. I don't want to be rude or mean, I just want to end the friendship.
RE: help me
hahah, reminds me of those two from "Friends".. Chendler and his endless gf, forgot her name... denese... or gladise.. or whatever.. he couldnt' get rid of her coz when he said all's over, she convinced him that he needs her just at once ! and he gave up :)
well.. this works if your a guy of course :P i cna't say that by "anonymous"
well.. this works if your a guy of course :P i cna't say that by "anonymous"
RE: help me
but chandler kept calling janice wen he got desperate
she was nails on chalkboard annoying and i hated her so much that i didnt even want to see her boobs:p but she wasnt to blame:D
she was nails on chalkboard annoying and i hated her so much that i didnt even want to see her boobs:p but she wasnt to blame:D
RE: help me
You say if you tell her she will attack you, etc., but what do you care? You'll be out of there. It will be up to her to argue the situation..and she'll lose.
RE: help me
cut and paste this and e-maile it to her, also when you can call her and leave a voice message saying the same exact thing, do so. you say that you dont want to be rude. wtf, at what point will you realize she is the rude one. also, .. does it matter if she doesnt like you anymore? you also stated that you want your paths to never cross agian.
im shocked that you put up with her childishness for that long, i have met ppl like that, our friendship lasts no more than a few weeks. but then, im a shallow bastard at times :D
im shocked that you put up with her childishness for that long, i have met ppl like that, our friendship lasts no more than a few weeks. but then, im a shallow bastard at times :D
RE: help me
why do i think that after you say what johnz adviced, she's gonna say she loves you and has been loving for long itme, and you just didnt' see anything? u fecking selfish bastard (not my words btw, but hers)
good luck
good luck
RE: a thought i had to put down
wurd.
people talkin' all wrongly ta bitch 'bout the wrongliness of how others be talkin' is just wack.
people talkin' all wrongly ta bitch 'bout the wrongliness of how others be talkin' is just wack.
RE: a thought i had to put down
Let me see if I have this right:
1. You hate bad English.
2. You use "u" for you.
3. You capatalize your sentances sometimes, if you feel like it.
4. You use semicolons improperly.
So am I to conclude that you hate yourself?
1. You hate bad English.
2. You use "u" for you.
3. You capatalize your sentances sometimes, if you feel like it.
4. You use semicolons improperly.
So am I to conclude that you hate yourself?
RE: a thought i had to put down
She was clearly pulling our collective leg mate! She also spelled "thought" wrong and failed to capitalize the personal pronoun "I"
BTW mr anonymous, you are almost as bad ... perhaps you need to get a dictionary out and learn how to spell "capitalize" and "sentence" ... or perhaps you are pulling our leg too?
BTW mr anonymous, you are almost as bad ... perhaps you need to get a dictionary out and learn how to spell "capitalize" and "sentence" ... or perhaps you are pulling our leg too?
what u will do?
What u will do if u are maried with someone but u feel nothing than sorry for him/her.?When u are afraid to leave because u are thinking"ah what he/she will do?h..he got used with me"
u KNOW he is not happy and u are not happy either but no one do something.When u tell him/her about this that person will just act like a victim and telling"if i will not be with u i want no one else.i will stay lonely...all by myself for the rest of my life.But he/she knows u are not happy.what u will do when u are not happy and u know it will not change soon?u will stay or u will go?especialy when is involved a kid and no job .
u KNOW he is not happy and u are not happy either but no one do something.When u tell him/her about this that person will just act like a victim and telling"if i will not be with u i want no one else.i will stay lonely...all by myself for the rest of my life.But he/she knows u are not happy.what u will do when u are not happy and u know it will not change soon?u will stay or u will go?especialy when is involved a kid and no job .
RE: what u will do?
well, my opinion, when love is gone, is gone. With all the empathy, you can't live unhappilly. Sooner or later it will end. It won't be easy, bet the sooner, the better. Then maybe both of you can find happiness with someone else. Good luck!
RE: what u will do?
There is only one way... OUT. Can be difficult and heartbreaking, but better now then later...then you can have a chance for fresh start and find happiness... the searching could become fun too:)
RE: what u will do?
As "been there" said, the relationship will end sooner or later and it's better to be sooner rather than later.
What you need to ask yourself is this: Are you willing to sacrifice possible happiness for unhappiness just because someone is using emotional blackmail on you?
From what I gather there is a baby involved which is a big resposibility but don't forget that there are many single moms out there and they manage just fine.
My advice is to take control of your life, find a job and a place to live and then you will be ready to start fresh and hopefully find happiness again. I am not saying it's going to be easy but it can be done.
Fingers crossed! :-)
AS
What you need to ask yourself is this: Are you willing to sacrifice possible happiness for unhappiness just because someone is using emotional blackmail on you?
From what I gather there is a baby involved which is a big resposibility but don't forget that there are many single moms out there and they manage just fine.
My advice is to take control of your life, find a job and a place to live and then you will be ready to start fresh and hopefully find happiness again. I am not saying it's going to be easy but it can be done.
Fingers crossed! :-)
AS
RE: what u will do?
no one should be held completely responsible for someone else feeling happy or not.....it is emotional black mail for a guy to act a victim and tell a woman that essentially his whole world revolves around her.....if he's not doing his part to make the situation better, but only tries to pin all his future misery on her if she were to leave, he's not acting out of love for her , he's acting out of neediness, he's acting pretty selfishly.
if i were the woman in that situation, and i had any hope or desire to hang on to the relationship, i'd try talking to him about how great the relationship used to be....i'd appeal to all the hopes we both had and the happy future we both envisioned a life together would bring....i'd try my best to encourage him, and let him know that i have faith in him and that i'm behind him 100% in all he could do to make things better....i'd tell him to get a job, any job, and begin trying and fighting his best to make those dreams you once had together come true....and ultimately, if whatever is wrong with the relationship seems beyond either of us to mend, i'd look into relationship counseling from someone qualified to help us both get to the heart of whatever problems there may be, really understand them, and then help us work them out.
whatever you decide is for the best, whatever may come, best of luck to all three of you. :)
if i were the woman in that situation, and i had any hope or desire to hang on to the relationship, i'd try talking to him about how great the relationship used to be....i'd appeal to all the hopes we both had and the happy future we both envisioned a life together would bring....i'd try my best to encourage him, and let him know that i have faith in him and that i'm behind him 100% in all he could do to make things better....i'd tell him to get a job, any job, and begin trying and fighting his best to make those dreams you once had together come true....and ultimately, if whatever is wrong with the relationship seems beyond either of us to mend, i'd look into relationship counseling from someone qualified to help us both get to the heart of whatever problems there may be, really understand them, and then help us work them out.
whatever you decide is for the best, whatever may come, best of luck to all three of you. :)
RE: what u will do?
Well this is one of the rare occassions when I tend to agree with Anonymous. Everyone else that replied so far was quick to say "just leave him". Is it any wonder that the divorce rates are so high these days? It seems like everyone is just so nonchalant about tossing in the towel on their marriage. To hear them speak makes you wonder if they have any respect for the instition of marriage or if marriage has any value to them at all. After all, these same people will struggle and go without for years while they put themselves through college and bust their asses to build their careers, yet when it comes to marriage they want to get out and find someone new at the first sign of trouble. Why doesn't their ambitious and hard working nature also carry over into their personal lives and their marriages? I don't understand it.
But anyhow, I am sorry if I am bursting your bubble now people, but marriage is not a fairytale, it never was. Marriage is hard work... sometimes it is very hard work, even if you love your spouse dearly. The truth is people change... they grow and evolve and they go through phases where they may seem completely different from the person you married, but it doesn't mean that the situation is permanent, or that the marriage is doomed. If you ask any couple that has been married for a very long time, like your grandparents for example, I am sure they will tell you that there were times in their marriage when things between them seemed very bleak and they thought of ending the marriage, maybe even felt that they didn't love their spouse anymore. But then they will also tell you that they decided to hang in there and stay strong and that the situation passed and they were able to work things out between them.... and that in the end they became much closer and their marriage was much stronger because of it.
I have never been a supporter of divorce... except in situations of infidelity or abuse. I think in most cases people take the cowards way out and get divorced because they are too lazy to do the hard work required to rebuild their marriages. They feel down and overwhelmed and frustrated with the problems in their marriage and filled with all those negative emotions they begin to convince themselves that they do not love their spouse anymore and then they begin to think back and idealize their past when they were young and single... thinking how fun and exciting their lives were back then and how it can be that way again... so they decide to get a divorce. If only these people could see the future and see how their lives are after the divorce. For most it is not the happy go lucky fairytale they imagined it would be when they were still married. Most find themselves feeling lonely, having lost many of their friends (because those people were mutual friends with their spouses and walked away during the divorce when they wanted them to chose sides between them and only be their friend), also not knowing how to meet new people and to date in these new times, having little money and needing to work long hours maybe even 2 jobs to support themselves ( and children if there are any) because their finances were destroyed by the divorce. Then they remember how hard it can be to have no one else to share your problems with and to support you and they remember why they wanted to be married before when they single the first time.
Do yourself a favor XX and really think this through. Try to put aside all of your negative feelings and the doubts you are having right now, and try to look at your marriage objectively and without bias. Are things really as bad as you have been making them out to be or have you been letting your frustration and negative emotions overwhelm and get the best of you and convinced yourself that things are worse than they actually are? Ask yourself honestly what the real root of the problems are and if those problems can be solved between you with better communication, understanding, some hard work and the willingness to compromise. And then when u think u have a little better understanding of the real problems and why u r feeling the way you do, then sit down and talk with your husband. I mean a real honest and heart felt talk where u reveal to him how you are feeling. Do not point the finger at him and tell him he is to blame, that will only make him feel like he is been attacked, which will cause him to get defensive and cause an argument between you, which will solve nothing because neither of you will be listening and are likely to say things to hurt the other. Instead just ask him to be quiet and listen... then open your heart to him and reveal how u r feeling and for how long u have had those feelings... then afterwards allow him a little time to think... because believe it or not, he was probably not aware of many of the things you felt... even if you thought your feelings were obvious and plain for him to see for all that time. Then listen quietly and let him talk. Most likely you too will be surprised by things you didn't know he was feeling or the reasons why he felt that way. If you can do that... to talk calmly, openly and respectfully to each other without blaming, I think you will find that you do still feel love for each other (you had just been secretly letting your bad feelings and resentments build up inside and hide it from you), that your problems are not impossible to fix and that already you are feeling better and having new hopes of a better and happier future together. Good honest communication is the key to it all.
Sorry for such a long winded reply XX, but I wanted to be thorough and not short change you with quick, half thought out advice. Hope I have given you something to really think about and a different perspective on the whole situation. If you any more questions feel free to ask me. Good luck XX, I think you and your marriage will be ok.
But anyhow, I am sorry if I am bursting your bubble now people, but marriage is not a fairytale, it never was. Marriage is hard work... sometimes it is very hard work, even if you love your spouse dearly. The truth is people change... they grow and evolve and they go through phases where they may seem completely different from the person you married, but it doesn't mean that the situation is permanent, or that the marriage is doomed. If you ask any couple that has been married for a very long time, like your grandparents for example, I am sure they will tell you that there were times in their marriage when things between them seemed very bleak and they thought of ending the marriage, maybe even felt that they didn't love their spouse anymore. But then they will also tell you that they decided to hang in there and stay strong and that the situation passed and they were able to work things out between them.... and that in the end they became much closer and their marriage was much stronger because of it.
I have never been a supporter of divorce... except in situations of infidelity or abuse. I think in most cases people take the cowards way out and get divorced because they are too lazy to do the hard work required to rebuild their marriages. They feel down and overwhelmed and frustrated with the problems in their marriage and filled with all those negative emotions they begin to convince themselves that they do not love their spouse anymore and then they begin to think back and idealize their past when they were young and single... thinking how fun and exciting their lives were back then and how it can be that way again... so they decide to get a divorce. If only these people could see the future and see how their lives are after the divorce. For most it is not the happy go lucky fairytale they imagined it would be when they were still married. Most find themselves feeling lonely, having lost many of their friends (because those people were mutual friends with their spouses and walked away during the divorce when they wanted them to chose sides between them and only be their friend), also not knowing how to meet new people and to date in these new times, having little money and needing to work long hours maybe even 2 jobs to support themselves ( and children if there are any) because their finances were destroyed by the divorce. Then they remember how hard it can be to have no one else to share your problems with and to support you and they remember why they wanted to be married before when they single the first time.
Do yourself a favor XX and really think this through. Try to put aside all of your negative feelings and the doubts you are having right now, and try to look at your marriage objectively and without bias. Are things really as bad as you have been making them out to be or have you been letting your frustration and negative emotions overwhelm and get the best of you and convinced yourself that things are worse than they actually are? Ask yourself honestly what the real root of the problems are and if those problems can be solved between you with better communication, understanding, some hard work and the willingness to compromise. And then when u think u have a little better understanding of the real problems and why u r feeling the way you do, then sit down and talk with your husband. I mean a real honest and heart felt talk where u reveal to him how you are feeling. Do not point the finger at him and tell him he is to blame, that will only make him feel like he is been attacked, which will cause him to get defensive and cause an argument between you, which will solve nothing because neither of you will be listening and are likely to say things to hurt the other. Instead just ask him to be quiet and listen... then open your heart to him and reveal how u r feeling and for how long u have had those feelings... then afterwards allow him a little time to think... because believe it or not, he was probably not aware of many of the things you felt... even if you thought your feelings were obvious and plain for him to see for all that time. Then listen quietly and let him talk. Most likely you too will be surprised by things you didn't know he was feeling or the reasons why he felt that way. If you can do that... to talk calmly, openly and respectfully to each other without blaming, I think you will find that you do still feel love for each other (you had just been secretly letting your bad feelings and resentments build up inside and hide it from you), that your problems are not impossible to fix and that already you are feeling better and having new hopes of a better and happier future together. Good honest communication is the key to it all.
Sorry for such a long winded reply XX, but I wanted to be thorough and not short change you with quick, half thought out advice. Hope I have given you something to really think about and a different perspective on the whole situation. If you any more questions feel free to ask me. Good luck XX, I think you and your marriage will be ok.
dear "Anonymous"
S/he never said there was true love in the first place, only that they are married because s/he felt sorry for them. Get some marriage counseling and if it is TRULY a mistake, end it as soon as you can.
The number one thing to do if there is truly no love there is not to make any babies. Don't bring them into this troubled relationship.
If it is a member/host marriage one or both of you may have entered into it without thinking it through. You don't mention if there are children or ex-spouses, but they make things even more complicated.
Good luck to you.
The number one thing to do if there is truly no love there is not to make any babies. Don't bring them into this troubled relationship.
If it is a member/host marriage one or both of you may have entered into it without thinking it through. You don't mention if there are children or ex-spouses, but they make things even more complicated.
Good luck to you.
RE: what u will do?
To be fair - and to repeat myself - s/he never mentioned any real feelings to begin with.