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actually we all are rich in here
hey i just realize something great about this place, we can all be equal here, no matter how much money we afford to spend, it dont make a difference on what we get...
If we are not so rich, we can look for host on price around 1$ per minute, and we can have really great show with 50$ we spend with her, and oh yes there are lots of gorgeous girls with nice attitude on that price, and some of them are ready to everything to please us...
and then other side, if we are rich, we can look for girl in price 5$ per minute, we can go and spend 500+$ with her, and what we get, a nice show, maybe see tits and naked ass... and if we visit her often we might even see her trying to please us, wow...
So... its not matter are we rich or poor, we get what we come for, if we just make a right choise... what a great world of fun, lets enjoy :)))
If we are not so rich, we can look for host on price around 1$ per minute, and we can have really great show with 50$ we spend with her, and oh yes there are lots of gorgeous girls with nice attitude on that price, and some of them are ready to everything to please us...
and then other side, if we are rich, we can look for girl in price 5$ per minute, we can go and spend 500+$ with her, and what we get, a nice show, maybe see tits and naked ass... and if we visit her often we might even see her trying to please us, wow...
So... its not matter are we rich or poor, we get what we come for, if we just make a right choise... what a great world of fun, lets enjoy :)))
RE: Ronnie James Dio died :(
I grew to not like the type of music he made, but he was actually the first "big name" type rock concert I went to.
RE: Ronnie James Dio died :(
No disrespect, and I'm sorry he has passed on, but I never heard of him. I hope his family finds comfort in their grief.
RE: Ronnie James Dio died :(
Metal?? Rock??
never heard from him.
How old was he, and why he passed over?
never heard from him.
How old was he, and why he passed over?
RE: Question for hosts
Just curious... This has been mentioned a few times before, but I haven't actually seen anyone express any real use for it.
RE: Question for hosts
If it was the same crude 5 star system as the present one for members to rate hosts it would be just as unhelpful.
RE: Question for hosts
Members can change their IDs more easily than hosts so it is not a great idea. Plus members are judged mainly on the length of their video and consequently their ability to pay. Many members refuse to do cam to cam so they cant be rated on appearance. Pictures that are sent are often bogus...stolen from Hot or Not. Finally there are tons of nice guys who joke and are clever and keep host entertained but at the end of the night it still comes down to number and length of videos. A chatty nice guy who does not go to video would get a -5 in most host's eyes.
RE: For hosts
it is more fun to use cam to cam for everybody. Most hosts will ask for my cam if I don't turn it on, especially when playing. Some I guess want to make sure the guy isn't recording them or something so they want to see him on cam, but most seem to truly enjoy cam to cam be it just chatting or when playing. Your question is like asking would you rather talk on the phone or in person. I think the reasons are obvious... cam to cam gives a better experience.
RE: For hosts
Some I guess want to make sure the guy isn't recording them or something so they want to see him on cam
What if the host or her boss was secretly recording you?
What if the host or her boss was secretly recording you?
RE: For hosts
I've considered that, but just hope for the best. Plus, I'm not usually showing my face when playing. I zoom. :p
RE: For hosts
if he/she were so inclined, i don't think there would be anyway that you could tell if you're being recorded just by looking at the other person on camera.
unless they're recording you by aiming an hand-held camera at their screen......but that's just silly.
unless they're recording you by aiming an hand-held camera at their screen......but that's just silly.
RE: For hosts
A studio Admin doesn't need a keylogger to see whther a host is in free chat, open video or 121. That information is available from CC.
RE: For hosts
Hosts seem to enjoy it. Even hosts who do not doing anything sexual. I know some hosts who never look or who cover the screen with a post it so they don't have to see it. For members it is a turn on..for most hosts it is not but it is a curiosity..especially if the member is young and good looking (rare)...then they think why is this guy here doing that??? Bottom line it is more for the member and to satisfy their kink than for the host. IMHO.
RE: Have You Ever Felt Like You wish Life's Burdens Would Melt Away?
Yes I have. Although, thankfully, not for a few years now. I used to do what you are doing and try to put on a happy face assuming, wrongly in my case, that acting happy would make me happy.
Then it was always tomorrow will be different. I will wake up and tackle my problems and the world. Again it never happened or at least not miraculously overnight.
My advice would be to let people know what you are feeling and I hope you feel better soon.
All the best
INYF
Then it was always tomorrow will be different. I will wake up and tackle my problems and the world. Again it never happened or at least not miraculously overnight.
My advice would be to let people know what you are feeling and I hope you feel better soon.
All the best
INYF
RE: Have You Ever Felt Like You wish Life's Burdens Would Melt Away?
Jells
I am so sorry you are feeling so bad. I know you have had some problems, but I did not realise life was still such a burden to you. I hope I can help you feel better next time we can talk.
I am so sorry you are feeling so bad. I know you have had some problems, but I did not realise life was still such a burden to you. I hope I can help you feel better next time we can talk.
joke
the bird flu has been discovered in more birds in Romania. No humans have been infected yet - it seems the virus can't penetrate bad cologne and polyester jogging suits....
the bee and the doctor.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"
RE: question for guys
I have no interest in seeing a pregnant girl here on cc. I have some fetishes but that is not one of them.
RE: question for guys
I dont like pregnant women. It's a big turn off for me to enter vid and see the girl trying to strip with a blown up belly. I simply leave the room. Some might like it, but not me!
RE: question for guys
they all look after a hot girl...but they also all complain about girls that want their money. Is simple: ugly but solfull girls don't apreciate so much money,but you guys you apreciate ugly girls:P? Conclusion: you want a hot girl? money ,money! We dont complain that you want us only if we look well,we don't complain about our days on gym,tanning room,hairdresser,tones on makeup when we are online,incomode lingerie,or when we eat less to not become fat...Why would you complain that we dont give you a full hardcore show at...i don't know i guess even 50$ is too much for some of you =))))))))))) Indeed ME,mostly men are jerks.
RE: question for guys
I dont understand. If its so much of a trouble for you "not to become fat", "to workout at the gym", "to put make up on", "to go to the tanning salon", and "to go to the hairdresser". You always have an option: Become fat, dont go to the gym, dont put make up, and never go to the hairdresser and you will not need the tanning salon. Easy as that and I bet you will be very happy with your cool looks ;-)
Now... Why do you do this job? I guess it pays good. Right? And where does money come from? Just think before saying anything else!!!
Now... Why do you do this job? I guess it pays good. Right? And where does money come from? Just think before saying anything else!!!
RE: question for guys
i have seen many great hosts give really good hardcore show with 50$, i dont believe you could give better show even with 500$
RE: question for guys
When my wife was pregnant I stayed with a beautiful slim non-pregnant woman for 15 months. Then when I decided she was fit enough to deserve my beauty once again I allowed my wife to have me back.
This way, we avoid the fat issue entirely.
It works!!!!
This way, we avoid the fat issue entirely.
It works!!!!
RE: question for guys
lol Thanks punk. After reading your advice maybe I can become a father after all.
RE: question for guys
When it comes to the appearance of a pregnant host, I'll add to what I said before. I think a pregnant host can be sexy. In the early months, when she's barely showing, most guys aren't going to notice, so the show can go on. This is a sex fantasy site, so there's no reason the fun can't continue a bit longer. And when she does start to show...if this is a host you've become online friends with...obviously she can still be fun to chat with as a person, and she can still look beautiful on cam too.
I don't say that because I have a pregnancy fetish -- though one host here might disagree LOL That's just my opinion. The romantic in me will always say a pregnant woman has a special glow that makes her beautiful. That’s just a wonderful, exciting, and mysterious fact of human life and anyone who's been around a pregnant woman knows it's true.
ON THE OTHER HAND...maybe the reason you read frowning answers before was because of the question. Host asked guys how they'd feel if their FAVORITE host suddenly announced she was pregnant. Well, as I said before, when a guy's favorite host announces she's pregnant it usually creates that awkward moment when she has to admit the truth about her REAL life, which many hosts try to keep private.
This is a sex fantasy site and hosts will always hide behind that wall. They'll always defend things by saying "I'm just giving you the fantasy you paid for. That's my job. But it isn't real, and you should be smart enough to know that." And they're 100% right. So, I don't think guys are against pregnant women. I think most guys would be gentlemen and wish a host well…they'd still chat with her as a friend…and they'd hope for a happy, healthy baby. Guys are simply against hosts who say they are single & interested…who flirt and make guys believe romance is in the air...but then announce they're pregnant and they've really been with another man all along. After all, no one likes to have their heart broken or to realize they'd been strung along or lied to.
I don't say that because I have a pregnancy fetish -- though one host here might disagree LOL That's just my opinion. The romantic in me will always say a pregnant woman has a special glow that makes her beautiful. That’s just a wonderful, exciting, and mysterious fact of human life and anyone who's been around a pregnant woman knows it's true.
ON THE OTHER HAND...maybe the reason you read frowning answers before was because of the question. Host asked guys how they'd feel if their FAVORITE host suddenly announced she was pregnant. Well, as I said before, when a guy's favorite host announces she's pregnant it usually creates that awkward moment when she has to admit the truth about her REAL life, which many hosts try to keep private.
This is a sex fantasy site and hosts will always hide behind that wall. They'll always defend things by saying "I'm just giving you the fantasy you paid for. That's my job. But it isn't real, and you should be smart enough to know that." And they're 100% right. So, I don't think guys are against pregnant women. I think most guys would be gentlemen and wish a host well…they'd still chat with her as a friend…and they'd hope for a happy, healthy baby. Guys are simply against hosts who say they are single & interested…who flirt and make guys believe romance is in the air...but then announce they're pregnant and they've really been with another man all along. After all, no one likes to have their heart broken or to realize they'd been strung along or lied to.
I like pregnant hosts :-)
If I see a host is pregnant I will go to her. I think it is very sexy.
Can we list hosts according to price?
Like is done on E Bay and other sites, where merchandise is listed by price highest to lowest and vice versa.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
No you can't, I do not know of a videochat site that does this. Hosts are not merchanise. They are selling a service.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
Actually, it makes perfect sense to do it -- ironically because of the very two points you brought up.
If you go online to buy a particular service...for example, new telephone service from a carrier or private health care from a provider...when you go to their sales website, they usually WILL have an option that allows customers to sort service packages by price. So a customer can easily figure out what service package they can afford. So the whole "merchandise vs. service" argument really doesn't apply. Service sites DO treat their services as a sellable commodity, the same as merchandise.
And as for your comment that no other cam site does it, that alone would be the best reason to do it. Because then CC would have something that none of its competition does. So even as a pure selling point for joining and belonging to CC, it would make perfect sense to have an option that allows guests to sort hosts by price.
Besides, it wouldn't be that tough to set up -- in fact, now that I think of it, I'm surprised CC (or any other cam site) hasn't done it already. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to click the link for a particular category...for example, go into the Glamor section...and then click on another link that sorts all the available hosts by price (much like you can sort them now by picture & description size). You could also have a little arrow on the side, to sort the hosts low price to high...or high price to low. That way the low priced girls and the high priced girls have an equal chance of being seen, since a guy would look at the list depending on his wallet and spending habits -- which frankly is what determines who gets customers (and who doesn't) now anyway.
To even try and deny that many guests will often use price as a determining factor on which host they'll see just seems silly to me. So for CC to add an option -- and it would be just that, an option -- that allows guests to sort hosts by price would be a smart business move to me.
If you go online to buy a particular service...for example, new telephone service from a carrier or private health care from a provider...when you go to their sales website, they usually WILL have an option that allows customers to sort service packages by price. So a customer can easily figure out what service package they can afford. So the whole "merchandise vs. service" argument really doesn't apply. Service sites DO treat their services as a sellable commodity, the same as merchandise.
And as for your comment that no other cam site does it, that alone would be the best reason to do it. Because then CC would have something that none of its competition does. So even as a pure selling point for joining and belonging to CC, it would make perfect sense to have an option that allows guests to sort hosts by price.
Besides, it wouldn't be that tough to set up -- in fact, now that I think of it, I'm surprised CC (or any other cam site) hasn't done it already. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to click the link for a particular category...for example, go into the Glamor section...and then click on another link that sorts all the available hosts by price (much like you can sort them now by picture & description size). You could also have a little arrow on the side, to sort the hosts low price to high...or high price to low. That way the low priced girls and the high priced girls have an equal chance of being seen, since a guy would look at the list depending on his wallet and spending habits -- which frankly is what determines who gets customers (and who doesn't) now anyway.
To even try and deny that many guests will often use price as a determining factor on which host they'll see just seems silly to me. So for CC to add an option -- and it would be just that, an option -- that allows guests to sort hosts by price would be a smart business move to me.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
I disagree - once the hosts can see what every other girl is charging it would not be long before they all had the same price. Already I notice that certain studios seem to have set prices where the girls all charge the same for the same category.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
You seem to be anticipating the hosts will react only one way if an option existed to sort them by price. You're predicting they'll all adjust their prices (some up, some down) so they fall within the same price range. But the women already price themselves based on their competition. So there would be no real difference. The hosts would simply be better informed at what they're doing already. So a sort-by[-price option would not only be a good search tool for guests, it would also be a good business tool for the hosts.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
Don't think so!
Majority of hosts wouldn't like to be sorted by price, too much sorting already!
And when you think it's so much easier to bring viewers rather than hosts, camcontacts should listen more to us and change this stuuupid anonymous rating system.
Majority of hosts wouldn't like to be sorted by price, too much sorting already!
And when you think it's so much easier to bring viewers rather than hosts, camcontacts should listen more to us and change this stuuupid anonymous rating system.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
For viewers able to remain anonymous is the keystone of any successful adult site. If everyone had to use their real name here the site would vanish overnight.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
it's just not fair to rate us anonymously
i'd agree even you to have the option to leave feedback and us to respond to it but not anonymously
you wanna rate - i wanna see who rated me, simple as that!
i'd agree even you to have the option to leave feedback and us to respond to it but not anonymously
you wanna rate - i wanna see who rated me, simple as that!
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
I think a simpler solution would be if all hosts lowered their prices to $0.50 per minute with a free 60 minute video for every 5 minutes a viewer spends in paid video.
If any host wants to give me a free, hot, sexy 90 minute video for coming up with this wonderful idea then please feel free to let me know :P
If any host wants to give me a free, hot, sexy 90 minute video for coming up with this wonderful idea then please feel free to let me know :P
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
it takes work, but you can find hot inexpensive girls, in almost all catagories. I like variety, so I am always looking for new girls, but it takes a lot to get me to pay over $1.00 per minute.
RE: Can we list hosts according to price?
That is one of a few functions I wish CC had. I wish the prices were displayed or at least in bands of prices...like under .99.....99-.1,50...1.50-2,00 etc. The issue there is few hosts will do a full show in open video...I would prefer hosts to indicate that they will do a full show in open or not..save me time. Also...I would love to see in the Who's Online Listing...an indicator that the host is online. Finally I would love to be able to X out a host. Someone who just doesnt do it for me...and never will....so she does not show up in the listings. Many times I come to CC in somewhat of a hurry. I want to get a hot reasonably priced host. Sometimes it takes a long time to filter through prices, who is already in video and who is someone I already said no way to previously but they now have a new profile pic. Sometimes I run out of time and leave.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
it was mine....i thought it was only fair the ladies got to see how damn good i look :p
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
I think it was a combination of all three. Other sites were offering it and it was popular. Some hosts liked to see members and were getting them to send cam on yahoo.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
I don't see how it does that. It doesn't take more than a minute for a host to ask if the member has cam and him to say yes or no.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
some members are so tight & paranoid that everything is part of the plan of host's to scam,extend etc.i'm sure some even think that taking extra breaths during"play"is just another ploy.i'm suprised they are can pop their corks!
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
Yes but he will spend time setting up and focusing on his own cam instead of trying to watch host's show. So it can definitely add time to the video. The only reason this site and others would invest in the software is they expect a return on their investment. This is a for profit company, not a charity.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
If the member has his cam set up already it should not take extra time. I know guys are supposed to be bad at mutitasking but it is not so difficult to watch two cam images on your screen. In my opinion it was less about extending time in video and more as a response to competitor sites that had introduced the feature and found it was proving popular.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
Prior to cam-to-cam it was common for viewers to use yahoo to send cam. This had several drawbacks. For the viewer it meant that the host now had your yahoo name and could bombard you with messages to "come see me" every time you turned on your computer (assuming you were silly enough not to create a new yahoo account just for CC).
For CC it meant that if chat was conducted in Yahoo they had no record of it and could not settle disputes about what was agreed to take place in a video. More importantly once the host and viewer had private means of communicating it was not long before they were setting up video meetings between themselves and excluding CC all together. For this reason most studios I know now ban the girls from exchanging yahoo addresses. Hence the need for cam to cam.
For CC it meant that if chat was conducted in Yahoo they had no record of it and could not settle disputes about what was agreed to take place in a video. More importantly once the host and viewer had private means of communicating it was not long before they were setting up video meetings between themselves and excluding CC all together. For this reason most studios I know now ban the girls from exchanging yahoo addresses. Hence the need for cam to cam.
RE: Whose idea was cam to cam?
It has been done for years. I think CC considers it meeting the competition. Many members are proud of their thang and want to show it off. Many host like to see the member finish..it is like applause. It is also a way for a member to dominate a host....and lets face it that is part of the attraction of CC>
not nude in prerecorded?
am i the only one who feels ripped off when i check out a prerecorded video and the host does not strip? can we get two categories for precorded? one for nude, and one for no nudity?
RE: Awesome ...
looks much better but,& it just may be me but, where the bloody hell is the MOUSE! :--)
RE: Awesome ...
a cucumber?you do yourself a disservice my good man.last time i saw it was a pineapple & it wasn't really hide & seek,more plant & prod.
RE: almostpregnant
this is gonna sound really bad of me, but one of my favorites got pregnant... I visited her for a while until she started really showing. and I tried to give her a chance after the baby was born, but was no longer attracted to her. childbirth is most unkind to you women. sorry about that.
RE: almostpregnant
Not all women is it unkind to. I have known a few that even after more than one child a few months later you could not tell they had one.
RE: almostpregnant
I try not to fall in love pregnant girls because I have a sneaking suspicion that I *may* not be the only man in their lives.
I don't visit the vids of pregnant girls because they are fat. I don't like fat girls. I don't like fat girls because they are fat. I don't like the fatness of the being fat that pregnancy brings.
I don't visit the vids of pregnant girls because they are fat. I don't like fat girls. I don't like fat girls because they are fat. I don't like the fatness of the being fat that pregnancy brings.
RE: almostpregnant
that was very glam! pregnant girls are future mothers, who would have thought! ))))
it's really easy to judge... sometimes it might be just the only option for them to support themselves, especially if they don't have a bf to help them. there're guys who have a fetish for pregnancy, so why not?
it's really easy to judge... sometimes it might be just the only option for them to support themselves, especially if they don't have a bf to help them. there're guys who have a fetish for pregnancy, so why not?
RE: almostpregnant
I wish you cake. Big chocolate cake with strawberry icing.
And a cat.
Big chocolate cat with strawberry fur.
And a cat.
Big chocolate cat with strawberry fur.
RE: almostpregnant
I think a pregnant host can be sexy, certainly in the early months. In fact, the romantic in me would say a pregnant woman has a special glow that makes her extra beautiful. That’s a wonderful fact of life.
On the other hand, when a host becomes pregnant, it also creates that incredibly awkward moment when she has to finally tell the truth & admit to her regulars & guests: "Did I forget to mention I'm not really single? And I have a husband or BF at home? Oops, my bad."
On the other hand, when a host becomes pregnant, it also creates that incredibly awkward moment when she has to finally tell the truth & admit to her regulars & guests: "Did I forget to mention I'm not really single? And I have a husband or BF at home? Oops, my bad."
RE: almostpregnant
If I liked her before, I would like her pregnant. but when u get real close, take time off. And then wait until u feel like returning, come back. But do not come back too soon, unless you are really into milk and stuff.
RE: almostpregnant
I did lose some income when was pregnant. I didn't feel good about been on cc with a belly and my future baby in there. But! I truly didn't have a choice. Was pregnant and in a fucked up situation. I had one member who said that I was pregnant whore.. like I already didn't feel bad about it. But besides that ass for the main part men on here were really nice and I thank you all guys who helped me to get through my tough times on here when I was pregnant. Some got a fetish on that kind of thing and some members that like you a lot just start talking in the chat about this and that and life more. Sounds bad, but if it would not be for cc I probably would not make it back then. Its easy to judge and its not that easy to be understanding.
RE: almostpregnant
I like pregnant women.. I think it is very sexy and if two hosts are the same price I will choose the pregnant one every time.
russian bra size
can someone explain the Russian bra size system... for example, is size 2 equivalen to UK b cup... I am after some russian DD on a slim body... any suggestions...
RE: Missing Him
dd, i'm sure he will come back, well i'm not so sure to, but, me to is missing his gorgeous eyes, sexy smile, cute ears and sweet thoughts, damn hurry back bb.
joke princess and frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
- Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't fucking think so."
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
- Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't fucking think so."
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
WOW..thx...u sing so sweet :p
the drink is waiting anytime ur ready to collect ;)
kisses
the drink is waiting anytime ur ready to collect ;)
kisses
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday baby sweet. Lots of Luv and best of wishes 4 u. Many kisses 2 u
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Mate....Where ever you are in the World!
I hope the next 12 months gives you the opportunities missed from the last 12.
I hope the next 12 months gives you the opportunities missed from the last 12.
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
awww carebear ty....only reason i kept it quiet is coz i dont wanna get old :p
xXx
xXx
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
ty dasher...but i'll never b rich (at least thats what im telling all the hosts) :p
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
happy, happy birthday sweet boy. wait for you in my room you sweet teddy bear, i have a surprise for you. muuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Happy, happy, happy birthday baby bear. You better be nice and hope you stop being a naughty bear. haha! kiss you where you like the most nice fluffy bear Wayne!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
wow...thx..whats with all this fluffy bear stuff tho???
there r too many olya's and elena's to know who is posting LoL
there r too many olya's and elena's to know who is posting LoL
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Wayne. Thanks for the nice moments and sweet words in chat. mmmmmmmmmm, kisses and big bear hugs for you lovely man!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Bday sexy! We love you cuz you are DA BEST!!! MUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
didnt give me a valentines card AND a day late for my birthday...ur terrible!!! but ty :)
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Oh Wayne you are getting old, haha!
happy birthday lovely old man and you dont deserve to be called the best. YOU ARE THE BEST AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I KNOW IN THIS SITE! We love you!
happy birthday lovely old man and you dont deserve to be called the best. YOU ARE THE BEST AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I KNOW IN THIS SITE! We love you!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
happy birthday shyste,you're still as sweet & virginal as the day you were born but missb it's about 2 weeks til the 30th :--)
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
why, dont u think some mebers need to loose weight too?
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
Regardless of what everyone says different things work for different people but realy in the end you are what you eat. Eat well and exercise simply burn off more than you put in.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
Number 9 is out for me, been seven years, maybe that is why I gained so much weight ;)
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
very good tips...i might add a few more into that
-eat good carbs such as oatmeal, brown rice, sweet potatoes, whole grain break, broccoli (women tend to burn more fat than carbs so you'll want to keep it to a low-carb not NO carbs)
-protein helps you recover after a workout and to help gain lean muscle (my fav grilled chicken breast, whey protein shake, turkey, fish, egg whites)
-don't be afraid to lift weights-(you could do cardio all day long and and not see any difference in your body). adding a little bit of muscle gives you curves and also burns more calories even when your resting.
fitness isn't an exact science...its all about trying to find out what works best for your body
-eat good carbs such as oatmeal, brown rice, sweet potatoes, whole grain break, broccoli (women tend to burn more fat than carbs so you'll want to keep it to a low-carb not NO carbs)
-protein helps you recover after a workout and to help gain lean muscle (my fav grilled chicken breast, whey protein shake, turkey, fish, egg whites)
-don't be afraid to lift weights-(you could do cardio all day long and and not see any difference in your body). adding a little bit of muscle gives you curves and also burns more calories even when your resting.
fitness isn't an exact science...its all about trying to find out what works best for your body
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
I would caution that unless you really do not like the taste of meat not to stop eating it completely. There are several nutrients in meat you can't get from other sources. The Omegas from fish are very helpful, and some vitamins are naturally much higher in meats.
Also look up Sulforaphane, it is a chemical found in things like broccoli. My laboratory is researching it and it is amazing the benefits it has for the body. Some studies have shown it to prevent breast cancer. It is a natural anti-inflammatory. I have been taking capsules made only from broccoli seeds and it really does work to help arthritis. Another name for it is Glucoraphanin, which is how it is stored in the broccoli until ingested before it becomes Sulforaphane. We have been working to extract it from broccoli seeds as a natural oil. Last summer I was bitten by a spider and had a terrible wound from it, I used some of the concentrated oil on it and the wound disappeared in about 4 days. I wish I could make enough for everyone, but it is not so easy to do, but soon I hope to discover how :)
Also look up Sulforaphane, it is a chemical found in things like broccoli. My laboratory is researching it and it is amazing the benefits it has for the body. Some studies have shown it to prevent breast cancer. It is a natural anti-inflammatory. I have been taking capsules made only from broccoli seeds and it really does work to help arthritis. Another name for it is Glucoraphanin, which is how it is stored in the broccoli until ingested before it becomes Sulforaphane. We have been working to extract it from broccoli seeds as a natural oil. Last summer I was bitten by a spider and had a terrible wound from it, I used some of the concentrated oil on it and the wound disappeared in about 4 days. I wish I could make enough for everyone, but it is not so easy to do, but soon I hope to discover how :)
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
ooops I meant B12 is hard to find in meat .. hahah that\'s what a hard working day on cc does to me. I can\'t spell out words and make sentences.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
B12 is actually produced not by plants or animals, but by bacteria. If you're getting your B12 via supplementation, you'll be fine.
As for your Omegas, if you don't mind the idea of dosing yourself with toxins such as PCBs, dioxins, and methyl mercury too, I'd avoid fish altogether and get them primarily via nuts and seeds instead.
As for your Omegas, if you don't mind the idea of dosing yourself with toxins such as PCBs, dioxins, and methyl mercury too, I'd avoid fish altogether and get them primarily via nuts and seeds instead.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
I get my fish from local ponds and small streams. I have also tested some of them in the lab and never found those chemicals in them. Actually if you stay away from the bottom feeding fish you will not find those chemicals in them. Shellfish are the worst for having toxins from pollution.
Much of the stories about the toxins in fish are not totally true. Many have had such chemicals found in the fish liver but not in the meat itself. You will probably get more mercury and phthalates from drinking bottled water than you will from eating fish. Unless purchase your water in glass bottles it is not any more safe than drinking tap water, and actually most bottled water is simply tap water in plastic bottles. Part of my job is testing water for drinking and honestly it has more chemicals in it than you can imagine. We have to purchase double distilled in glass water just so we can calibrate our instrument to test for mercury because the tap water has too much mercury in it for our filters to remove completely. What comes out of our tap has about 1 part per billion mercury, and higher levels of lead, copper, and iron.
If you live in fear of eating dangerous chemicals then you better not eat anything at all, because if you really test everything you will find them, mostly at very low levels but you will find dangerous chemicals even in organically grown vegetables and fruits.
Much of the stories about the toxins in fish are not totally true. Many have had such chemicals found in the fish liver but not in the meat itself. You will probably get more mercury and phthalates from drinking bottled water than you will from eating fish. Unless purchase your water in glass bottles it is not any more safe than drinking tap water, and actually most bottled water is simply tap water in plastic bottles. Part of my job is testing water for drinking and honestly it has more chemicals in it than you can imagine. We have to purchase double distilled in glass water just so we can calibrate our instrument to test for mercury because the tap water has too much mercury in it for our filters to remove completely. What comes out of our tap has about 1 part per billion mercury, and higher levels of lead, copper, and iron.
If you live in fear of eating dangerous chemicals then you better not eat anything at all, because if you really test everything you will find them, mostly at very low levels but you will find dangerous chemicals even in organically grown vegetables and fruits.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
Mercury actually collects in the muscle tissue of fish, and PCBs and dioxins collect in their fat and skin tissue. And staying away from bottom feeding fish won't guarantee anything, in fact, it's those fish that are longer-lived and higher on the food chain that typically show higher levels of such toxins than any other.
And yes, I agree, it's not a matter of trying to completely avoid such toxins, because that would be impossible, it's about limiting exposure by limiting one's consumption of those foods that have the highest concentrations of them. If a person's reason for eating fish is to include more essential fatty acids in his diet, then he/she should know that there are safer means of getting those EFAs than by regularly eating fish.
And yes, I agree, it's not a matter of trying to completely avoid such toxins, because that would be impossible, it's about limiting exposure by limiting one's consumption of those foods that have the highest concentrations of them. If a person's reason for eating fish is to include more essential fatty acids in his diet, then he/she should know that there are safer means of getting those EFAs than by regularly eating fish.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
Sulforaphane is a different chemical compound that MSM. MSM seems to be a relatively inert chemical with slight anti inflammatory properties. Sulforaphane has been shown to cause certain cancer cells to die, it also kills the h-pylori bacteria that causes stomach ulcers and it is being tested to help prevent certain anti HIV drugs from interacting with other anti biotics so that patients with AIDS can use antibiotics when they have infections like TB and pneumonia.
RE: Tips on weight loss and energy boost
My friend has just been told by her Doctor that she is morbidly obese. She didn't really need to hear that at this time as she has enough on her plate ::P
This cheered me up a little, quite funny
Local politician visits old folks home, remarks to a 95 year old woman how good she looks.
"Have you ever been bedridden?" asks the politician,
"I have, several times" says the lady, "but I prefer do be done up the arse on the sofa"
"Have you ever been bedridden?" asks the politician,
"I have, several times" says the lady, "but I prefer do be done up the arse on the sofa"
10 LIES 'NOT' TO TELL ON A FIRST DATE..
1)
“I care more about what’s inside a person
Even if this is true, it’s a lie on the first date. Let’s be honest here: first dates are not about getting to know someone, or making a connection, or finding out “what’s inside a person”. They’re all about snap judgements, surface impressions and crippling rejection. Pretending otherwise makes you look like an insincere douche. So just ogle her in a gentlemanly fashion and tell her she looks fantastic — whether it’s true or not..
2)
“No, I’ve never been married”
This is a rookie mistake, and if “I’ve never been married” is a lie, you’re clearly not a rookie. If the lie works, and she wants to see more of you, don’t you think there’s a point where you’ll have to explain the pale band on your third finger and those three children following you around every second weekend? Wise up, man..
3)
“I love blondes/Asians/amputees”
There are compliments and there are compliments, so keep it vague unless you want to look like some kind of creepy doll collector..
4)
“Of course I have a loaded gun”
Don’t say it if it’s a lie. Don’t say it if it’s true. Don’t say it, period..
5)
“You bet! I’d love to come with you!”
Even if you’re really into her, there are some things no man should sit through. These include ballet, great aunts’ birthdays, drinks-with-the-girls and any film in which Jennifer Aniston appears fully clothed. So don’t put yourself through it. Ask for the date, pretend that you have something on, and arrange to meet for a steak and hotel quickie the next day. Trust us, your self-respect will thank you for not telling this pork pie..
6)
“Sure, I know about wine”
If you don’t know, don’t pretend. It’s better to appear ignorant than pretentious,insecure and ignorant..
7)
“Don't worry, babe. I’ve had a vasectomy”
If things go well enough for you to tell this lie, you’re doing okay. But still don’t tell it. Child support sucks..
8)
“I’d like the steak tartare”
Nobody likes steak tartare. We cook cows for a reason..
9)
“I’m completely over my erectile dysfunction”
The same advice for lie No. 4 applies here: Don’t say it if it’s a lie. Don’t say it if it’s true. Don’t say it, period..
10)
“I don’t have a criminal record... in this state”
Lies with qualifiers always sound suspect, so leave them off if you can help it..
mothers day
happy mothers day to all the wonderful moms that work on cc , and a special happy mothers day to nastya.
RE: 14 may
why would i wanna patent anything? i prefer to have fun not sit and try to invent shit...thats what the geeks r for
RE: 14 may
Yeah, when Bill Gates is sitting at home on a Saturday night counting his billions of dollars, he must be really upset that imshy considers him a geek! lmfao
Fun trivia about Bill Gates money
Actually, here's something that will make your jaw drop or make you want to cry with envy. Here's some trivia about Bill Gates' money...
1) Bill Gates earned his Microsoft fortune across a 25 year period. Averaged out, he made $1 million per hour...or roughly $300 per second. It takes the average person 4 seconds to drop something on the ground and pick it up. But if Bill Gates dropped a $1,000 on the ground, it wouldn't be worth 4 seconds of his time to pick it up. Instead he'd earn more money by continuing to walk on.
2) If Bill Gates fortune was converted to $1 bills...and placed end to end...it would stretch 3.8 million miles. To put that into perspective, his money would go from the Earth to the Moon and loop back...and it would do it 8 TIMES.
3) If you stacked the money instead, the pile would be 2,690 miles high. It would also weigh 40,000 tons -- or 100 times the weight of a 747.
4) He can afford to buy EVERY major league team in Baseball, Football, Basketball and Hockey...and that would only be 1/3 of his worth. So he'd have plenty left over to buy European teams as well.
5) As amazing as that sounds, Gates has slipped and become the second richest man in the world. He's currently worth $53 Billion. Meanwhile Carlos Slim Helu, a Mexican telcom tycoon, squeezed by Gates to take the number one spot with a personal net worth of $53.5 billion.
1) Bill Gates earned his Microsoft fortune across a 25 year period. Averaged out, he made $1 million per hour...or roughly $300 per second. It takes the average person 4 seconds to drop something on the ground and pick it up. But if Bill Gates dropped a $1,000 on the ground, it wouldn't be worth 4 seconds of his time to pick it up. Instead he'd earn more money by continuing to walk on.
2) If Bill Gates fortune was converted to $1 bills...and placed end to end...it would stretch 3.8 million miles. To put that into perspective, his money would go from the Earth to the Moon and loop back...and it would do it 8 TIMES.
3) If you stacked the money instead, the pile would be 2,690 miles high. It would also weigh 40,000 tons -- or 100 times the weight of a 747.
4) He can afford to buy EVERY major league team in Baseball, Football, Basketball and Hockey...and that would only be 1/3 of his worth. So he'd have plenty left over to buy European teams as well.
5) As amazing as that sounds, Gates has slipped and become the second richest man in the world. He's currently worth $53 Billion. Meanwhile Carlos Slim Helu, a Mexican telcom tycoon, squeezed by Gates to take the number one spot with a personal net worth of $53.5 billion.
RE: Fun trivia about Bill Gates money
If condensed milk came out of my c**k I would be very happy to let you have as much as you could drink.
Fun trivia for today AND tomorrow
Well, if you're more interested in trivia for today, here's something interesting. Today...on May 8 and back in 1970...is when the Beatles released their FINAL record "Let It Be." However tomorrow...on May 9 and back in 1962...is when the Beatles signed their FIRST contract and went into the studio to record. So there's some musical trivia for you. Their first AND last records fell on back to back days!
RE: 14 may
Why is everyone so critical? It's a bit of trivia. Some people find trivia interesting. There does not need to be a "so" or some great national reason for being clever.
Thank you Zlata555 for sharing a bit of trivia.
Thank you Zlata555 for sharing a bit of trivia.
RE: 14 may
Well, you know, Megan, that's just the point of trivia... it is not important. But it can be interesting.
RE: 14 may
Can't believe I opened this post...even worse, can't belive I read all the replies!
RE: 14 may 18 may
u must care to reply here.....awww ur so sweet...change ur name to "super special caring guy" ;)
Choosing a wedding day
My current student is getting married on 20th October this year so that the certificate will read 20.10.2010. Easy for him to remember anniversaries. :-)
RE: Choosing a wedding day
guess an evening ceremony at 20.10 wld be meaningless over there ? ;)
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
Loveley story, beautiful legend
We need more of these in life- but times have changed and most obsticals can be overcome, esp. if there is real love- keep trying please its such a rare and beautiful thing- good luck and keep your dream please
We need more of these in life- but times have changed and most obsticals can be overcome, esp. if there is real love- keep trying please its such a rare and beautiful thing- good luck and keep your dream please
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
I think people today are still very much capable of killing each other for whatever the hell they might want.
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
No.
Now we have building codes.
Now we have building codes.
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
The fools of the world always take legends too literal and miss what they are trying to tell us. By the way the monastery at Curtea De Arges was very cool to see.
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
so what is this legend trying to tell us?
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
Not to forget to build a back side Emergency stairways at all buildings :-P
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
Sorry, but I wouldn't build or do anything that requires that type of sacrifice! I guess Manole wanted to get rid of his wife. IMHO, he was an idiot, but I guess he behaved in accord his times. At the end he also died and well deserved!
RE: Trying to meet but being stopped, or how to overcome the obstacles
Nope, not a christian and i dont believe in religions or any god ;-)
should i stay or should I go...
if some hosts say they leave why do they keep a photo or two and not delete all their profile?