Top Pickup Lines
Our resident Don Juans and Smooth Operators have spoken! From tongue-in-cheek to macho bravado, we reveal the most humorous pickup lines submitted by our members. Contest Winners Announced Here!
#1. *Stuffer4U*, the ultimate Don Juan, won $50 in Credit for his Top Pick-Up Line.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
#2. *lemonshake*, who'll most likely get smacked for this hilarious pick-up line, won $25 in Credit!
Be unique and different, say yes.
#3. *Creampie4you* won $10 in Credit!
If I could be a tear... to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips.
Awww... how sweet ;-)
#4. *0bsessed*
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
#5. *CuteGuyEire*
Hey, baby, wonna wrestle?
#6. *orgasmicpaul*
The word of the day is "legs", let's go back to my place and spread the word!
#7. *boy1845*
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
#8. *Iwantya*
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
#9. *jerrymaguire *
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
#10. *DoubleDlover*
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.